Mark I

[arrogantalloy]

About the dance, I'm going stag.

That way, I can dance with all the girls. And believe me, you never forget a dance with Tony Stark.

Speaking of things you can forget.
Steve, going stag, too?

[The following is sent to the students, trying to get around the teachers seeing it.]

Also, what are the chances of getting an after party going? Dances are great and all, but after parties are where the real fun starts.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

If I didn't use my brain, do you really think I would be in Ravenclaw, all I do is use my brain.

I'm not making a big deal out of it. If I was I'd be looking for someone to go with, but I'm not. That's the whole point of going stag, Goldilocks.

I'm just saying, you're the one who said you didn't want me touching you, but you're the one always touching me. Just calling what I see here.

[brothor]

If you use your brain as often as you say you do, why are you so stupid! You only posted it for attention! That is a big deal, Stark! You wanted people to notice!

Rubbing is gross, though. Punching is ok.

[arrogantalloy]

Of course I posted it for attention!

How are the girls going to know I'm available to dance with them all if I don't?

Okay I know I should have said it earlier, "Rub of on" means that you're doing things based on someone else's influence. You know, like how rubbing dust off a surface gets on you?

[brothor]

Then it is a big deal!!!!

I win!!!!!!!

You are a bad liar. I do not believe you.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, and now you're abusing, exclamation marks.

You didn't win anything. I said going with a date isn't a big deal. You do know we're technically arguing for the same side, right?

There are many things I can and have lied about, this isn't one of them. Ask Steve.

[brothor]

Does it bother you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are making a big deal of your stag ways and it bothers me to see it! You did not think you could make such a dead ended post without hearing about it from me, did you???????

I do not want to ask Steve. I bother him with enough questions.

[arrogantalloy]

No, it's just an annoying standard I've come to expect from you.

Why do you care how I want to show up at a dance? No really, it boggles the mind why anything I do should bother you.
Steve I get, he's a natural worry wort and fellow American, it's a solidarity thing.
But you? No idea.

Then believe me when I say it's true.

[brothor]

I'm flattered.

Why do you care how I or Steve show up? I am just wondering if you really think things through.

[arrogantalloy]

I bet you are.

I never said I cared. I was just curious, can't a guy be curious? And you of all people can't talk to me about thinking things through.

[brothor]

I am not the one who claims to be a genius.

[arrogantalloy]

Uh, fact. Not a claim. There's substantial evidence that I am an actual genius.

Besides. No one would ever confuse you for a genius. So you never have to worry about making claims like that.

[brothor]

No, I know that. I meant you are stupid about everything that isn't study.

That sounds an awful lot like something you will want to say to my face. Unless you are a coward.

[arrogantalloy]

Name the time and place.

[brothor]

Courtyard. Now.

[arrogantalloy]

See you there.