Mark I

[arrogantalloy]

About the dance, I'm going stag.

That way, I can dance with all the girls. And believe me, you never forget a dance with Tony Stark.

Speaking of things you can forget.
Steve, going stag, too?

[The following is sent to the students, trying to get around the teachers seeing it.]

Also, what are the chances of getting an after party going? Dances are great and all, but after parties are where the real fun starts.

Comments

[brothor]

Steve will be my partner!

[arrogantalloy]

Is this a cultural barrier thing for you?

You take girls to a dance. Unless that's what your getting at, in that case. It's about time I started rubbing off on you.

[brothor]

I'll take whoever I want to the dance! I would take you to the dance if you were not also a deer? I don't really understand that reference.

Don't rub off on me, I don't want you to touch me!

[arrogantalloy]

Deer? You know what. I'm going to work on a charm for non-English speakers for our terms.

Stag just means I'm not going with a date, Thor.

And hey, if you don't want me touching you, why are you not only always hitting me, but saying you'd take me to a dance?

[spangledplan]

Apparently I'm going with Thor.

[Why is this his life, seriously.]

[arrogantalloy]

He's not taking you to that dance. I'll find you someone, really. And they'll be cute too.

[He would actually feel bad if Thor did drag him to the dance]

[spangledplan]

I don't see what's so bad about going to the dance with my friend. I'd spend most of my time with him anyways.

[arrogantalloy]

How can I have friends as socially inept as you? Really, tell me because I don't have a clue.

You go to dances with girls. And you dance with girls. Dances are all about girls, especially the ones you can dance with, dances that involve touching.

[arrogantalloy]

If you're going "to the dance" with Thor, then you can kiss any chances you could have with a girl good bye. Is that what you want?

[dou8letrou8le]

What kind of fun?

[arrogantalloy]

Unsupervised fun.

You know, partying that doesn't involve old withces and wizards watching over us, and ruining any fun we could be having.

[dou8letrou8le]

I can't imagine what would 8e more fun than terri8le dancing with classm8tes and getting sick off 8ad fruit juice.

[arrogantalloy]

Because we'll be drinking something more interesting than juice, for a start

[doctorkishitani]

Just out of curiosity, do you think the dance is compulsory?

[arrogantalloy]

If it isn't it should be.

What, don't think you're gonna have fun, Shinra?

There's going to be wine, women and song. What's not to love about parties?

...Okay so there wont be wine.

[doctorkishitani]

Probably not.

[Two small inkblots appear on the page.]

Unless you found a way of speeding up the fermentation process, but I think that might be too complicated to work at a dance.


In any case, it wasn't much fun last year.

[yaknog]

What if not every girl wants to dance with you?

[arrogantalloy]

Not possible.

While sure, statistically, I probably wont get around to dancing with every girl in one night. Because I have to factor in annoying Steve and ducking Thor. I'm sure I can dance with more than enough girls.

Why? Worried I wont have room for you on my card? I can pencil you in, if you know, you want me to.

[yaknog]

It's completely possible. I'm not going, but if I was, that'd make one girl there who wouldn't want to dance with you.

[cantstarvethisfire]

Really?

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, going to need more to go on than that. Not that I don't love your directness there. But really, with out a subject that could be to anything.

[cantstarvethisfire]

You're getting ahead of yourself.

[pomodoroo]

This is sounding potentially better than the school hosted one already.

[arrogantalloy]

Any party that doesn't have adults present is a better party.

[pomodoroo]

I swear to God some of these teachers take even looking at someone too long as some sort of sexual crime. What a drag! Being so uptight is irritating as hell.