Mark I

[arrogantalloy]

About the dance, I'm going stag.

That way, I can dance with all the girls. And believe me, you never forget a dance with Tony Stark.

Speaking of things you can forget.
Steve, going stag, too?

[The following is sent to the students, trying to get around the teachers seeing it.]

Also, what are the chances of getting an after party going? Dances are great and all, but after parties are where the real fun starts.

Comments

[yaknog]

What if not every girl wants to dance with you?

[arrogantalloy]

Not possible.

While sure, statistically, I probably wont get around to dancing with every girl in one night. Because I have to factor in annoying Steve and ducking Thor. I'm sure I can dance with more than enough girls.

Why? Worried I wont have room for you on my card? I can pencil you in, if you know, you want me to.

[yaknog]

It's completely possible. I'm not going, but if I was, that'd make one girl there who wouldn't want to dance with you.

[arrogantalloy]

Really? Well then you not going only increases the number of girls there who will dance with me.

So really, you'd make more of a statement by showing up, and not dancing with me.

[yaknog]

Huh. I guess that's true.

Well, I guess I could think about going.

[arrogantalloy]

Of course it's true.

And there's no better way to prove you don't want to do something, like getting in its face and obviously not doing it.

People will think you're cool.

[yaknog]

I don't need people to think I'm cool. I am cool, and people should see that.

But I might go anyway.

[arrogantalloy]

Yes, you are right. People should see how cool you are.

And really, who are you to deprive people from you?

[yaknog]

I'm not stupid, Tony.

And I already said I'd think about going.

Why do you care?

[arrogantalloy]

Who said you were stupid? Because if we're keepings score, I haven't said it at all.

My hobby is having a good time. And I want everyone around me having a good time. Simple really.

[yaknog]

Uh-huh.

...That's so strange.

[arrogantalloy]

It's not really that strange when you really think about it.

Things always get done faster when you're having fun. When you're not having fun, it drags on and on. Clearly having fun is the only way to go.

[yaknog]

No, I mean the part where you care if other people are having fun.

[arrogantalloy]

Oh I care, more things happen when everyone is having fun. The more people there are having fun, the more fun there is to be had.