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[rule_britannia]

Two weeks at home.

Two weeks managing to avoid getting a black eye.

It was nice while it lasted.

Bloody wankers.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

I thought this was about not drawing attention to myself, kid.
Besides, he's never cared for me.

[givesyouaboner]

Well then.
I'm certainly at a loss of what to tell you, unless you want to replace their shampoo with Nair.

[rule_britannia]

...

Hah.

Yes.

[givesyouaboner]

It'd certainly bring them down a peg or two.

[rule_britannia]

They'd certainly know it was me.
But the bruises would be gone long before their hair grew back.

[givesyouaboner]

It sounds like it'd be worth it.

[rule_britannia]

I'll give it some thought.
Maybe I can get away with it, too.

[givesyouaboner]

Let me know how that works out for you.