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[rule_britannia]

Two weeks at home.

Two weeks managing to avoid getting a black eye.

It was nice while it lasted.

Bloody wankers.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Don't let them walk all over you like that.
Sock it to 'em.

[rule_britannia]

Easier said than done.

[givesyouaboner]

Then you'll need to do it subtly. Do you need any pointers?

[rule_britannia]

From you? I don't think so.

[givesyouaboner]

If I was in your position, I wouldn't be picky about who was offering to help.
Fine, whatever. It's your choice ultimately. Suffer on your own.

[rule_britannia]

You don't know anything about my position. I wasn't asking for your help, brat.

[givesyouaboner]

You don't know that.
Who knows; there's always the possibility that I do.

[rule_britannia]

Unless you've been stalking me.

Which just makes you a creep.

I don't think you do.

[givesyouaboner]

That's a bit pretentious, assuming that I actually have the time or interest to do that.
No worries, though; the offer is off the table now.
You've successfully chewed it up, spit it out and tossed it in the rubbish bin like the lady who found a finger in her chili.

[rule_britannia]

Just goes to show what I think of an offer from a kid who thinks he can talk like an adult.
You're not fooling anyone so get your head out of whatever deep dark place all you Gryffindors seem to keep them and sod off. You're wasting my time.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh god you sound so butthurt.
Someone call a medic, we've got a case of butthurt so bad he's ripped himself a new orifice.

[rule_britannia]

Someone needs to give you a few lessons in sarcasm.
Or would that occupy too many of your overtaxed brain cells.

[givesyouaboner]

I've got a PhD in sarcasm. It simply boils down to the fact that I'm just on such a higher level than you, you can't even see it.
Then one day you'll just be sitting there, doing whatever you do, and it'll hit you like "oh shit."

[rule_britannia]

Keep dreaming, brat.
You're not impressing me. I suggest you stop trying before you make yourself look any more pathetic.

[doctorkishitani]

Have you applied ice yet? That should keep you from any more internal bleeding.

[rule_britannia]

What?

[doctorkishitani]

Bruising is essentially a very mild case of internal bleeding. If you apply ice, it should restrict the bloodflow in the immediate area.

Other than the bruising, how have you been enjoying the holidays?

[rule_britannia]

It's been bloody hellish. Father is away and my brothers are taking the opportunity to make my life a nightmare.

Almost as if they're trying to make up for the fact that they won't be able to come after me at school next semester.

[givesyouaboner]

I suppose that works out, as the intention wasn't to impress you or anything along those lines at all.
My previous intentions were already made clear, but that's foregone.
Sure thing, call me out as being pathetic.
I'm not the one who's too much of a chicken to stand up for myself.

[rule_britannia]

And this brings us right back around to the first item of your stupidity.
You don't know my situation.

[givesyouaboner]

Perhaps you should offer some clarification.
Or I'll keep assuming you habitually get your ass kicked and enjoy it.

[rule_britannia]

Give me one good reason why I should want to explain anything about my home life to you.

[allamericanreject]

Aww someone got to you before I could? I might have to kick their asses just to make sure I still have rights to mess your shit up, dude.

[givesyouaboner]

As I said, I could offer some pointers.
Surely you've wanted to dabble in some vengeance from time to time.

[rule_britannia]

I doubt you could suggest anything I haven't already tried.