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Two weeks at home.

Two weeks managing to avoid getting a black eye.

It was nice while it lasted.

Bloody wankers.

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Don't let them walk all over you like that.
Sock it to 'em.

Easier said than done.

Then you'll need to do it subtly. Do you need any pointers?

From you? I don't think so.

If I was in your position, I wouldn't be picky about who was offering to help.
Fine, whatever. It's your choice ultimately. Suffer on your own.

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Have you applied ice yet? That should keep you from any more internal bleeding.

What?

Bruising is essentially a very mild case of internal bleeding. If you apply ice, it should restrict the bloodflow in the immediate area.

Other than the bruising, how have you been enjoying the holidays?

It's been bloody hellish. Father is away and my brothers are taking the opportunity to make my life a nightmare.

Almost as if they're trying to make up for the fact that they won't be able to come after me at school next semester.

They are? I always thought it would be nice to have siblings, but I guess I was wrong.

The next time they attack you, try jabbing them in the solar plexus. That should incapacitate them long enough for you to run away.

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Aww someone got to you before I could? I might have to kick their asses just to make sure I still have rights to mess your shit up, dude.

PISS OFF YOU BLOODY WANKER THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

To the contrary, Artie. I think it concerns me when someone's messing with ya anyway! Because heroes can't just let this sort of thing happen!

Who's even doing it? I mean I know you're easy to beat up, being short and stuff. But still.

Oh god I hate you so much.

It's my brothers. You know it is.

If you want to come and try to kick them about be my bloody guest.

You're weird. You hate me because I wanna help you? Jeez.

Anyway it wouldn't help you if I did it at this point, and if you hate me why would you want me over? Logic failing you, buddy?

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Who gave you a black eye?

My brother.

That doesn't sound like a very brotherly thing to do.

No, it doesn't, does it.

do your parents not care that your brother is hurting you?

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BABY /hugs Arthur

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;3;

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I heard rolling a cool egg over the bruise can help it recede.

... Did you hit back?

No.

I'm not an idiot.

Even smart men can get violent when hit.

Anyway, how's the black eye?

How do you think it is.

Did you try the egg?

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a while later...

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someone stop these two i can't-

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oh god i can't either-

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