rule_britannia: (Irritation ☂ Miffed)
Arthur Kirkland ☂ England ([personal profile] rule_britannia) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-06-30 02:36 pm

001

Two weeks at home.

Two weeks managing to avoid getting a black eye.

It was nice while it lasted.

Bloody wankers.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-30 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You should be stealthy, then. Turn them against each other and remain in the clear.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-30 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Even the best of teams can be torn apart by simple means. Is there something that they envy each other for?
Perhaps it's a favourite possession that one of them guards and doesn't let anyone else even touch?
You've gotta get your timing just right for this. All you need to do is get it to the other's room and choose a spot that's in plain view but unnoticeable at the same time.
It's really a basic and conventional form of framing someone else, but as long as you leave no evidence that they can use to blame you.
Make sure you have an alibi, as well.
If everything goes smoothly, instead of the negative attention being placed on you, you'll get to view a full-on brawl among them.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well.
In that case, you need to make yourself the favourite.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-30 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then.
I'm certainly at a loss of what to tell you, unless you want to replace their shampoo with Nair.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-30 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It'd certainly bring them down a peg or two.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like it'd be worth it.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-06-30 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me know how that works out for you.