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[rule_britannia]

Two weeks at home.

Two weeks managing to avoid getting a black eye.

It was nice while it lasted.

Bloody wankers.

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

Whichever makes you feel more comfortable?

[rule_britannia]

They're both equally uncomfortable for different reasons.

[greenmoonrising]

Take it as a teasing joke then - neither a compliment or an insult.

[rule_britannia]

I suppose I can do that.

So, about this teashop...

[greenmoonrising]

Nothing but the finest brews. You'd better be importing your Chai directly from India and have those Chinese ones made of the little flowers that bloom in your cup when put in water.

[rule_britannia]

You know, maybe I won't be giving you that VIP pass after all.

Sounds like you'd make a better business partner.

[greenmoonrising]

Heh, that sounds like fun, though you might kill me after a while for being annoying. :)

[rule_britannia]

Oh, surely not.

:)

[greenmoonrising]

Promise? I might need you to sign a contract for that, just in case you DO try to kill me and break my fragile heart.

[rule_britannia]

Oh my, Bruce, such harsh words.

How could you think I'd do such a thing.

[greenmoonrising]

To quote some seriously terrible Muggle music, don't funk with my heart, Art.

[rule_britannia]

Oh.

Oh dear god.

Bruce. Just.. stop. I can't take it.

someone stop these two i can't-

[greenmoonrising]

Yes you can. Just take it nice and slow. ;)

oh god i can't either-

[rule_britannia]

Oh, you charmer. Must I lock up your hands with the rest of the silver?

[greenmoonrising]

[Ink splatters because you just HAD to hit on one of his kinks, bad Artie. Laughs it off eventually though]

Oh, Mr. Kirkland, Oh~

[rule_britannia]

And you said you couldn't flirt, Mr. Banner.

I think you were lying to me. That's terribly naughty of you.

[greenmoonrising]

Does this mean I get a spanking?

[rule_britannia]

Oh, certainly. I'll tie you down and everything.

It's only fair.

[greenmoonrising]

I do believe it's getting hot in here, excuse me while I go and cool off you saucy devil you.

[rule_britannia]

I think I need a cold shower.

[greenmoonrising]

We can discuss my punishment some other time then. ;)

[rule_britannia]

[Ink splatters]

Oh my god.

[greenmoonrising]

Careful there, stud, don't want to make a mess everywhere.

[rule_britannia]

Mr. Banner~.

[greenmoonrising]

Yes, Mr. Kirkland~?