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[rule_britannia]

Two weeks at home.

Two weeks managing to avoid getting a black eye.

It was nice while it lasted.

Bloody wankers.

Comments

[allamericanreject]

I was just kidding, loser. And besides, if you didn't want someone to talk to you'd just quit writing.

[That just kinda...siiiits there for a minute.]

Don't quit writing, I'm crazy-bored and there's no one to talk to right now.

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur does quit writing, until the next message comes through, and even then it's a few minutes before he replies]

You have to be kidding me.

[allamericanreject]

What? It's not as if I NEED to talk to you or anything. I'm bored and you're there.

[Even though he was the one who answered in the first place.]

[rule_britannia]

There must be someone else you can torment.

[allamericanreject]

You know. I can have normal conversation. It's just more fun to pick on you.

I can quit it, but I bet you wouldn't.

[rule_britannia]

Good day, Jones.