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[greenmoonrising]

 So I finished reading the new books Dad bought for the family library and now I'm bored...  Dad's agreed to let me buy more but Mom made him promise I have to get some... novels. What's wrong with enjoying reading about science and magic anyway?

Yeah... So could anyone suggest me some books that might be fun to read?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

oh hey i know this fantastic cookbook...

[greenmoonrising]

:|

[plushaeusrumpified]

what.




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[greenmoonrising]

You know how to cook, sir?

[plushaeusrumpified]

of course i know how to fucking cook.
dyou think im a caveman.
that i live off pizza and takeout.

i mean i do but i can still cook.

[greenmoonrising]

... and you still ask me why I automatically assumed you couldn't?

Well, I guess I can treat cooking like potion making... So any good cook books you can suggest, sir?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

1/2

[greenmoonrising]

[Enjoy a page of surprised quill marks and ink spatters.

How could you.]

2/2

[greenmoonrising]

... I see why you eat take-out now.

[plushaeusrumpified]

... my semen is delicious.

[greenmoonrising]

How would you know I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THANK YOU SIR.

[plushaeusrumpified]

hey youre the one who questioned it in the first place.
so anyway dyou want me to make a copy of this book or what.
because i can do that.

[greenmoonrising]

Thank you for the offer and as tempting as it is, no.

[plushaeusrumpified]

well fine see if i offer my services again in the future.
you shouldnt ask for advice if youre just gonna shoot a guy down.
geez.
geez man.
just geez.



or well i guess in this case.
jizz.

[greenmoonrising]

... With all due respect, sir, how are you still a teacher?