Six Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.


Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

I will tell your mother. I will tell her you've been doing bad things with lube, unless you fess up.

[bev_rage]

...No you won't.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[There's the sound of rustling paper, and then Bro carefully enunciates each word, and the sound of a quill scratching can be heard.]

Roxy has been doing bad things with lube. Just thought you should know.

Signed, Pimp-daddy B...

[bev_rage]

You're totally lying about really sending it.

[He wouldn't...would he?]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Bee-arr-bee, finding Dave's owl.

[bev_rage]

Oh come on! I didn't even do anything!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Fly awaaaay, little feathery asshole, fly away!

[bev_rage]

But I didn't do it! [She sounds like she's going to cry. She doesn't want her mother mad at her from hundreds of miles away!]

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Bro lets out a sigh, then forces out a chuckle.]

Relax, princess, I added a PS. You're not gonna get in trouble.