Six Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.


Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]

Comments

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

John, please. Someone else is screwing with the journals in a way better way than you ever could. Leave this to whoever the professional is.

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

Hey! Making someone's journal scream what you wrote at you and everyone is a great idea!

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I bet you can't pull it off though. I mean, if this is out of your league? You've got no hope.

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

It's out of my league now! It won't be forever!

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

And just how many years until I can expect a Howler journal?

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

Less than you think.

Less. Than. You. Think.

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You still agreed that it'll take years. That's a longass time.

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

I'll still get there!

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Like a snail.

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

Who will fill your smug grin and anime shades with goo!

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Think about what you just said.

And then roll around in the dirty little implications. John, please, I don't like you like that.

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

It's metaphorical goo, you pedobear wannabe!

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow, no. Fuck that guy, seriously.

But not literally, because that's obviously what he wants you to do.

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

See! You do get metaphors!

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Were you seriously doubting my ability to understand metaphors?

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

I didn't before, but then you missed my so hard it didn't just go over your head! It did a triple somersault over, tap danced all around and dropped your pants over your head!

Voice.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow, that was so witty that it brought a tear to my eye.

You can keep pretending I actually missed it though, if it produces those lovely little gems.

Voice.

[fuckmackandme]

You know what? No! I don't have to stay here and be insulted!

So all I have to say, is one day, when you least expect, you'll find your journal screaming so loud, walls will shake!

Good day, sir!

[And he closes the journal.]