Six Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.


Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Well fine, good luck with that endeavor, Gilligan!

[givesyouaboner]

I don't need it, because I'll have way more fun without you anyway.

_{[Can you tell by his tone that he's lying?]}

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Can you tell by his tone that he really doesn't want you to go off and be the Gilligan? Because it is not you.]

Oh really? And what happens when Orangina gets eaten by some fuckoff huge island anaconda? What then? You'll wish you were in my castle sipping my goddamn royal tea.

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He can, but he's being stubborn about this hypothetical scenario.]}

Clearly all that's left for me to do is to get eaten too because what else could I even do! What would the point of wishing even be if I couldn't even get a cuppa.