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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

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[mo_cara]

i DoN't KnOw WhAt BiG gUyS wHaT hAvE a LoT oF sEx FlYiNg ArOuNd On BrOoMs HaS tO dO wItH iT, bUt YeAh, ThAt Be ThE sTrAiGhT uP tRuTh, ThE rEsT oF iT.

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[mo_cara]

YoU oK?
wHaT hApPeNeD?

[gloriousandfree]

Why even

[ladyliberty]

I guess because I have no dignity.

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[mo_cara]

NoT iF yOu AiN't DoInG iT iN pUbLiC.
aNyWaY, yOu ShOuLd PrObAbLy GeT yOuR aSk On FiRsT.

[gloriousandfree]

Amelia

[ladyliberty]

Madeline.

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[selfhatred]

JUST...SORTING OUT MY OLD MAN'S WILL.
HAD TO TAKE MY UNCLE ALONG SINCE I'M NOT OF AGE YET.

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[allamericanreject]

[The filter is a bit more...assuaging.]

I just.
It's not right to make out with someone who idk if he likes me.
I mean maybe he does. but he didnt believe me when I said I dug him.
So.
Like.
Making out seems bad.

[allamericanreject]

No.
I don't think that's right.
I think this person just has some srs dick problems. x-x

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[rule_britannia]

How do you even ask about something like that.
I'm quite sure he thinks that I hate him anyway.

Not that I don't, on some level.
He's a pain in the arse.

[mo_cara]

HeLl MoThErFuCkInG yEs He DoEs.
Do:

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[mo_cara]

WhAt If He LiKeD yOu?

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[mo_cara]

Oh, DaMn, I'm SoRrY bRo.
YoU oK?

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[selfhatred]

YEAH.
DAD WAS THERE SO IT
WASN'T AS BAD AS IT WOULD'VE BEEN.

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[mo_cara]

[And Karkat can watch as a little drawing slowly comes to life in the journal, of two stick figures, one really tall with a clown face, and one really short with a frown. The big one has his gangly stick arms around the little one.]

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[selfhatred]

[There's a small pause before Karkat responds.]

♥
(:B

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[mo_cara]

YeAh, BuT hE bE lIkInG yOu.
So MaYbE hE'd JuSt Be HaPpY.
i'D bE rEaL hApPy If SoMe MoThErFuCkEr I lIkEd WhO i ThOuGhT hAtEd Me AsKeD mE tO mAkE oUt.

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[rule_britannia]

You really have a way of putting things.
I'll think about it okay.

[bubblingover]

t)(at's t)(e t)(ing!!
maybe if you stop....
provoking eac)( ot)(er
o)( w)(o i am kidding you and t)(em will never stop provoking eac)( ot)(er
good luck wit)( wit)( keeping your dignity!

yeah!! Mum wouldn't probably mind eit)(er, i t)(ink s)(e like if i wasn't all on top of )(er all t)(e time
and i )(aven't )(ad anyone over t)(is summer
i promise you i will make t)(is the most fun!!

Really Eridan?
So t)(en
wit)( your muscles tear ducts and manly body
w)(y do i not see ladies swooning all over you?
or s)(ould i be dazzled by my brot)(er's manliness?
o)(!! i am so proud to )(ave such a manly brot)(er!!
)(is so amazing with all )(is manliness!!

[allisnotlost]

good good im glad that youvve realized this already
and thanks because im gonna need it in a wway i knoww that

yeah i havvent had much of anyone ovver this summer either
ie actually i havvent had anyone ovver at all
except for vvris ugh

i had special attention to it so it doesnt draww attention to all of the ladies
otherwwise yeah theyll be drapin themselvves all ovver myself just tryin to be my girlfriends
but yknoww you havve nothin to wworry about because of that i promise

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[allamericanreject]

Well if he liked me, then that might be different.
I mean I don't even know if I like kissing, much less kissing guys. But maybe it wouldn't be that bad.

[allamericanreject]

I can't imagine not jerking off. Its a natural body function.
You know. For a grown guy.
And I guess for guys like us who ain't grown.
Being pent up isn't cool.

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[doctorkishitani]

I know that term as well, but I've mostly seen it used to describe single celled organisms and starfish. Did you know that starfish reproduce through fragmentation? I've never observed it myself, but I've read that it's possible.

Anyway, I didn't think asexually could apply to humans as well. At least I don't think we'd be able to reproduce asexually. But I suppose homosexuals aren't able to reproduce any more than asexual humans would and the definitely exist. So maybe it is possible for humans to be asexual.

Your name is Leijon, insn't it? I think we have potions together.

[ficklefuckwit]

On the contrary i periodically hold the intelligence of a bag of penny candy mister strider.
But thank you.