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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

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[allisnotlost]

alright you provved your point there
but im not provvokin them as badly as theyvve been provvokin me for AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER
besides wwhat if i dont say anythin and they just take that as an okay sign to keep on eggin me on
im not gonna chance it

it is aint it
at least for the most parents shouldnt be too hard to swway ovver this idea
ill betcha wwhenevver i go dowwn to ask father he wwont evven let me finish before sayin yes
but hey ill be alright wwith that
im actually really excited for this too

yeah i am
i am the manliest man alivve
an i dont cry
cause i cant cry
i havve muscle instead of tear ducts
im sorry you had to find out that wway fef

[bubblingover]

t)(at's t)(e t)(ing!!
maybe if you stop....
provoking eac)( ot)(er
o)( w)(o i am kidding you and t)(em will never stop provoking eac)( ot)(er
good luck wit)( wit)( keeping your dignity!

yeah!! Mum wouldn't probably mind eit)(er, i t)(ink s)(e like if i wasn't all on top of )(er all t)(e time
and i )(aven't )(ad anyone over t)(is summer
i promise you i will make t)(is the most fun!!

Really Eridan?
So t)(en
wit)( your muscles tear ducts and manly body
w)(y do i not see ladies swooning all over you?
or s)(ould i be dazzled by my brot)(er's manliness?
o)(!! i am so proud to )(ave such a manly brot)(er!!
)(is so amazing with all )(is manliness!!

[allisnotlost]

good good im glad that youvve realized this already
and thanks because im gonna need it in a wway i knoww that

yeah i havvent had much of anyone ovver this summer either
ie actually i havvent had anyone ovver at all
except for vvris ugh

i had special attention to it so it doesnt draww attention to all of the ladies
otherwwise yeah theyll be drapin themselvves all ovver myself just tryin to be my girlfriends
but yknoww you havve nothin to wworry about because of that i promise

[bubblingover]

you need all the luck in t)(e world especially w)(en dealing with t)(ose two
i wis)( i could stop you
but i can't
so you know, just don't become to muc)( of a mess!!

your summer sounds as boring as mine )(as been
i mean ot)(er t)(en finding t)(at t)(ing...
but )(ey Vriska can't be t)(at bad w)(en your not arguing with )(er

o)( i see now )(ow you are able to contain all the ladies t)(en
really not)(ing at all?
Not going to )(aving to send girls away because you broken t)(eir hearts again?
o)( i don't know )(ow do it Eridan!!

[allisnotlost]

thanks fef
because yeah it
itll probably get bad
but im just hopin it doesnt either
i like havvin a face

believve me i wwould havve rather of been arguin wwith her than havvin her AT MY HOUSE
bluh

so im technically cursed to be this good lookin an all
but thankfully ivve had all of that attention to it an all
i mean shit they cant get rid of it because you knoww
otherwwise like i said theyd just FLOOD in
its real sad but shh dont tell anyone thats my secret of howw im keepin the floods from comin of girls tears of all ages as i havve to reject them all

[bubblingover]

if even t)(ings get bad
just so you know
you will always )(ave me!
even if i can't defend you at all

Vriska can't be t)(at bad!!
especially since you let )(er come over to your )(ouse!!
Also, )(ave you asked dad yet?

o)( Eridan it must be so )(ard to be you!
)(aving to control your swag all t)(e time
o)( don't worry Eridan
your secret is safe wit)( me!!
i can be your trusted secret keeper!!