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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

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[selfhatred]

LIKE HAND OUT A FLYER OR SOME SHIT WHEN SCHOOL GETS BACK AND HAVE A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN DROP IT OFF.
IF THEY FEEL INCLINED TO ANSWER IT I MEAN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK THAT STUFF WORKS.

BECAUSE THAT'S YOU.
NOT EVERYONE FUNCTIONS ON THE SAME BIOLOGICAL LEVEL.

[mo_cara]

bRo, I tHiNk I wOuLd Be GeTtInG a loT oF mOtHeRfUcKiN dEtEnTiOn If I hAnDeD oUt A tHiNg At ScHoOl.

[selfhatred]

PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TRACE IT BACK BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ANONYMOUS.

[mo_cara]

i DoN't KnOw.
I tHiNk PrObAbLy ThEm PrOfEsSoRs WoUlD fInD oUt If I wAs GiViNg ThEm OuT.

[selfhatred]

WELL I GUESS THE DAMAGE IS DONE NOW.
IN ANY CASE, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO SAY THIS I DON'T REALLY DO THAT STUFF ANYWAY.
MAYBE ONCE?
BUT, UH, YEAH.
I DON'T REALLY DO THAT SHIT.

[mo_cara]

[ .... woah. Mind officially blown.]

bUt
WhAt Do YoU dO iF yOu WaKe Up WiTh A bOnEr Or SoMeThInG?

[selfhatred]

I DON'T GET BONERS AS OFTEN AS YOU DO.
[lies]
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE.

[mo_cara]

oH, yEaH, cAuSe YoU'rE aLl InTo ThE cHiCkAdEeS.
bUt NeVeR?
dAaAaAaAaAmn.
YoU aRe MiSsInG tHe MoThErFuCk OuT, bEsT fRiEnD.

[selfhatred]

NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT MISSING OUT.
[private filter to Gamzee]
AND ANYWAY, I GUESS I...SORT OF FIGURED OUT THAT I LIKE BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS.
AND THAT'S OKAY.


...RIGHT?

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[mo_cara]

[Starts to write a message on the joys of masturbation, when he sees the private message. Huh? .... oh.]

wHeN'd YoU bE uP aNd DeCiDiNg ThAt?
YoU kNoW iT aIn'T nO tHiNg To Me, bUt

[pause, and some inkblots]

iT cAn MaKe It HaRd.

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[selfhatred]

JUST RECENTLY. I TALKED TO NEPETA.
ACTUALLY WE TALKED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SHE HELPED ME OUT.
IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE TO ME NOW.

[a brief pause]

YEAH. I KNOW.

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[mo_cara]

uH.

[Not really sure how to bring this up, but ... ]

dOeS iT jUsT mAkE sEnSe, Or ArE yOu AcTuAlLy AlL wAnTiNg To MaKe OuT wItH dUdEs As MuCh As ChIcKs?
LiKe Do YoU tHiNk AbOuT iT?

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[selfhatred]

WELL...NOT SO MUCH MAKE OUT AS JUST
I DON'T KNOW?
I GET CRUSHES ON BOTH GUYS AND GIRLS.
THAT'S A GOOD START, RIGHT?

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[mo_cara]

SuRe, BrO!
i MeAn, I dOn'T gEt HoW yOu CaN hAvE a CrUsH oN sOmEoNe AnD nOt WaNt To MaKe OuT wItH tHeM, bUt EvErYbOdY's GoT tHeIr OwN tHiNg!
YoU sTiLl WaNt To GeT yOuR mAcK oN wItH jAdE, tHoUgH, rIgHt?

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[selfhatred]

ACTUALLY...I'VE KIND OF GIVEN UP ON JADE.

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[mo_cara]

hOw CoMe?
AnD wHo Do YoU bE lIkInG, tHeN?

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[selfhatred]

NOBODY REALLY.
AND SHE'S WITH STRIDER RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE TRYING TO COMPETE WITH THAT.

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[mo_cara]

If It AiN't NoBoDy, HoW cOmE yOu KnOw YoU lIkE bOtH?
aNyWaY, tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR aIn'T wOrTh HeR tImE.
hE aIn'T wOrTh NoBoDy'S tImE.

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[selfhatred]

BECAUSE I'VE HAD CRUSHES ON GUYS IN THE PAST?
HE'S A JACKASS SURE BUT I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.
AND SHE'S GOING TO BE HAPPIER WITHOUT ME STARING AFTER HER OR WHATEVER.

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[mo_cara]

[long pause]

HoW cOmE yOu NeVeR tOlD mE aBoUt ThAt?

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[selfhatred]

NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT WHAT?

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[mo_cara]

ThAt YoU hAd A tHiNg FoR sOmE dUdE?
yOu KnOw I'm CoOl WiTh ThAt ShIt, YoU aIn'T tO bE kEePiNg No SeCrEtS fRoM mE.

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[selfhatred]

BECAUSE I DIDN'T.
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SOMETHING I SHOULD SHARE.

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[mo_cara]

Aw, My BrOtHeR, YoU cAn GeT yOuR sHaRe On WiTh AnYtHiNg WiTh Me!
I aIn'T nEvEr GoNnA jUdGe, ThAt AiN't HoW i PlAy.
So YoU cAn TeLl Me NeXt TiMe, oK?

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[selfhatred]

...OKAY.