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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

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[allisnotlost]

just wwanted to make sure
but to answwer your question yeah thats one of the things that makes someone different
although you knoww i guess in a wways that sort of preference doesnt make a difference about howw much you do somethin but
eh
i cant speak for anyone other than myself

[mo_cara]

nAh, SeE, i ThInK iT iS DiFfErEnT bEcAuSe I gOt My MaCk On FoR dUdEs.
AnD tHeRe'S aLl ThEsE dUdEs ArOuNd AlL tHe TiMe WhAt Be LoOkInG gOoD aNd NoT wEaRiNg A lOt Of ClOtHeS.
sO tHeN i GoTtA tAkE cArE oF sHiT.
bUt It'S hArDeR tO sEe NaKeD ChIcAs.

[allisnotlost]

mainly because its less acceptable in the public for wwomen to be runnin around wwith nothin on i guess
wwell technically its frowwned upon for both men and wwomen to run around wwithout much on in inappropriate places
hmmmm

[mo_cara]

wElL, iT aIn'T eXaCtLy PuBlIc.

[Yes, Eridan, Gamzee has just implied he ogles his roommates when they're getting dressed or in the shower, and then has to whack off. He may be completely unaware he's done that, though.]

[allisnotlost]

wwh

[He pauses, ink blots etc. ]

so in privvate then

[mo_cara]

yEaH, i GuEsS?
i MeAn, I aIn'T sPyInG oN nObOdY, tHaT wOuLd Be DoWnRiGhT mOtHeRfUcKiN uNcOuRtEoUs.

[allisnotlost]

so you just come across them wwithout intentionally spyin then

[mo_cara]

WeLl, YeAh, BeCaUsE tHeRe Be A lOt Of BlOkEs ArOuNd At ScHoOl WhAt ArE gOoD lOoKiNg AnD nOt WeArInG nO ClOtHeS wHeN i'M

[Wait. Oh. Shit. Probably shouldn't be writing this.]

uH.

[allisnotlost]

[he knows exactly where that was going and just.]

oh

[mo_cara]

[Well, here, Gamzee'll just dig himself a deeper hole, okay?]

iT aIn'T lIkE iT bE aLl ThE tImE!
jUsT, YoU kNoW, sOmEtImEs A bRoThEr'S rEaR vIeW bE rEaL fInE aNd I cAn'T hElP iT.

[allisnotlost]

[THAT IS...]

of course then youd nevver get anythin done am i right

[And now for a very important question, one of which he hesitates to actually ask for a few minutes.]

in a completely personal one to one thing and not in a gay wway at all i just wwanna knoww this

i havve a nice ass right

[mo_cara]

[Oh, that question is a lot easier!]

HeLl MoThErFuCkIn YeS yOu Do!
iT bE tAsTyFiNe, BrO, dOn'T eVeN bE wOrRyInG aBoUt ThAt.

[allisnotlost]

[oh good, this was vital information to him.]

wwhoa really
great then i can put that thought to rest

[mo_cara]

yEaH, iF lAdIeS bE iNtO tHaT kInD oF tHiNg, YoU aRe SeT uP.

[allisnotlost]

oh
wwell awwesome

[moveslikejaeger]

seconding this!!! you have a great ass you should wear tighter pants to show it off more

[allisnotlost]

i like my lowwer half to breathe than you vvery much
besides my pants are tight enough as is

[moveslikejaeger]

if you say so
i think they could stand to be a little tighter
make that booty pop

[mo_cara]

hE mIgHt MoThErFuCkIn DIE.
aNyWaY, yOu CaN't Be SqUeEzIn ThEm BoYs ToO hArD!

[allisnotlost]

no