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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

[Ink splatters all over page before a hastily scribbled:]

What?

[moveslikejaeger]

teachers found this and are cracking down so you dont have to respond if you dont want to
not that you had to in the first place but i thought you ought to know
but we was just wondering what the average amount people jerk off is
cuz shinra doesnt do it at all and me and gamzee do it a lot

[mo_cara]

YeAh, AnD nOw ThEy'Re SaYiNg We AiN't SuPpOsEd To AsK eVeN oR tAlK aBoUt It, ExCePt YoU'rE pRoBaBlY oLd EnOuGh.

[greenmoonrising]

Well, I guess some of the younger students would have seen this as well, so I can understand where the teachers are coming from...

Were you trying to do a survey/experiment?

[mo_cara]

NaH, We JuSt WaNtEd To KnOw.
AnD i AiN't SeEiNg WhAt'S wRoNg WiTh WiGgLeRs SeEiNg It.
ThEy'Re ThE oNeS wHaT nEeD tO kNoW tHe MoSt So ThEy DoN't FeEl GrOsS oR tHiNk ThEy'Re SiCk WhEn ThEy StArT!

[greenmoonrising]

That's true... I'm surprised Hogwarts doesn't have a sex-ed class or something like it, I mean, it's not as if the teenagers are going to be chaste all the way to Year 7.

[mo_cara]

I aIn'T nEvEr GoT sChOoLfEd NoThInG oN iT.
:o/
i DiDn'T kNoW nOtHiNg AbOuT gIrLs EiThEr AnD kIrKlAnD sAyS bLoKeS aRe BaD aT sEx CaUsE wE dOn'T eVeN kNoW wHeRe ThE gOoD sHiT iS.

[greenmoonrising]

That sounds about right, and apparently the majority of parents just don't give 'the talk' to their kids.

Then you end up with guys not knowing how to use condoms, STDs flying around and girls getting pregnant. :T

[mo_cara]

i DoN't KnOw WhAt BiG gUyS wHaT hAvE a LoT oF sEx FlYiNg ArOuNd On BrOoMs HaS tO dO wItH iT, bUt YeAh, ThAt Be ThE sTrAiGhT uP tRuTh, ThE rEsT oF iT.

[greenmoonrising]

Broomsticks?

Yeeeaaaah... well, maybe after this whole blow-up the teachers might consider trying to have it included in our syllabus? Though I hope they don't try using Mr. Strider for sex-ed...........................................

[mo_cara]

i HoPe ThAt MoThErFuCkEr PuKeS uP aLl HiS mOtHeRfUcKiN bLoOd AnD tHeN dRoWnS iN iT sO hE nEvEr CoMeS bAcK tO sChOoL.