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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

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[bev_rage]

wat
and, dirk
fuck u AND ur dick

[givesyouaboner]

That sounds significantly less painful.

action;

[bev_rage]

[Prepare your anus, she's busting in to beat your with a pillow.]

action;

[givesyouaboner]

<sub>[HE TOTALLY DIDN'T SCREAM JUST NOW.

Nor did he take a nosedive to try to hide behind Dave on his bunk.]</sub>

action;

[bev_rage]

[There is no hope, there is no salvation from the pillow-y wrath of a Lalonde.]

action;

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Someone mourn him. He's not coming out of this alive.]}

action;

[bev_rage]

[Alas, Dave may get caught in the crossfire. A tragic end to the Strider line because Bro's balls are old.]

action;

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He may or may not be shrieking because this hurts. Dave be a bro and protect him.]}

[clockspinner]

[Nope, Dave is going to go into 'shriek like you're stuck in a Saw trap' mode and flail around like he's being murdered.]

[bev_rage]

[TAKE IT LIKE MEN, YOU BABIES.

Oh no, she's gained a second pillow and now it's a double beating.]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Dirk screams and flails as well. He's careful about his arms and ribs though BECAUSE OW EVIL WOMAN THEY ARE STILL TENDER.]}