02 - filtered to Arthur

[greenmoonrising]

 Hey

Arthur, you there?

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

Is it because he's not interested or does he seem homophobic or...?

[rule_britannia]

He's interested

But why is this suddenly about me?

[greenmoonrising]

So that I might have a better idea about what's going on.

Uh, with me I mean.

[rule_britannia]

Fine

But you owe me.

[greenmoonrising]

I'll buy you chocolates. ;)

I just kind of figured out that I might like T a guy and I'm pretty sure he's as straight as they come.




This was stupid of me, sorry for bugging you.

[rule_britannia]

Oh honey you know just how to make it up to me ;)




Oh
Wow
Who?

[greenmoonrising]

But of course, pumpkin pie~




Uh
I don't know if I should say, you'll probably laugh.
Or send me to the mental ward at St. Mungo's.

[rule_britannia]

I went there once.
Lovely place, I'd not dream of sending you there.

Just spit it out.

[greenmoonrising]

[Spits childishly on the paper - enjoy that stain.]




... To

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Tony.

[rule_britannia]

[Gross]

The men in white coats will be with you shortly.

[greenmoonrising]

Hey you promised!

[rule_britannia]

I did no such thing

[greenmoonrising]

You're a dick.

Like I said, this is stupid. Are you going to the festival at Diagon Alley?

[rule_britannia]

I am, I thought you knew that

Don't change the subject. Tony? Really? He's a complete tosser.

[greenmoonrising]

Uh-huh, been up close and personal with that.

Well you could and often do say the same about Alfred.

[rule_britannia]

That's completely beside the point.

[greenmoonrising]

No it isn't. Alfred's an arrogant brat most of the time and you still like him.

Well, Tony's a complete jerk most of the time and I just

do

[rule_britannia]

As touched as I am that you're sharing this with me darling...

Why are you sharing this with me?

[greenmoonrising]

I don't even know any more.

I wanted to get it off my chest I guess and it's not something I can talk to him about, you know? Last I heard he was bragging about how he's grown an inch taller in the holidays. He's convinced he's buffed up and he keeps going on about how the girls are all going to fall for him as soon as school starts.

Sorry, word vomit.

[rule_britannia]

He really is deluded. Most girls only look for one thing in a guy like Tony.

[Cynic. Arthur is it]

[greenmoonrising]

Tony's the kind of guy who's happy to give that one thing to all of them.

See my problem? Can't call it a problem though I guess, I mean, it's probably just a deluded crush or something. I'll get over it.

I hope

[rule_britannia]

I can't say I know how he'd take it if you told him.

[greenmoonrising]

I think 'panic and freak out' would be the mild response.

So it goes without saying, but don't tell him, okay?

I just needed to tell someone who wouldn't try to talk me into telling him like Steve might. Thor would just go and tell Tony himself or let it out by accident.

[rule_britannia]

God do not even mention that guy to me

Of course I won't tell and I'm shocked that you felt you had to ask

[greenmoonrising]

Better safe than sorry though I guess if I were really trying to be safe I wouldn't even have told you.