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what i did over my summer vacation
by dave strider

pictured here is the sweetass party that i threw while the professors were all away
of course bro wasnt mad i can get away with murder
besides no one died or ended up bleeding that badly

guess where bro took me as a reward
thats right suckers i got to go to knockturn alley
and not only that but

i got this cool thing
its a beaver fetus
its super tiny look at it isnt it adorable oh my god
from the moment i saw it i knew it was mine
and only five sickles too

i did other shit too but
i wanted to show off my beaver fetus

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thank you
i am the proudest beaver fetus parent
his name is midget
i think its a he
idk how to sex beavers

i know but
bro was real paranoid about me picking something out

That's a fairly girly name for a male beaver.

There's no point in taking you if you can't get something useful.

well its not like he made it to sexual maturity
besides whats wrong with girly names
what if i told you that my full name was annagottadavida leslie panini strider

and news flash not everything has to have a point
besides what if he got something useful and he took me along to get whatever i wanted
why always with the assumptions

I'd say you have a fairly girly name too. I'd probably call you Sandwich.

I guess it's better than a cursed monkey hand.

then slather me in mustard and get ready to take a bite cause that is my name
and im offended that you think its girly

i almost got a shrunken head but then they started talking and i noped out of there like my ass was on fire