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sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 07:42 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 07:42 pm
Eight Smuppets; Backdated to Friday
[OOC: Submit Homework Here]
Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.
Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.
[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]
sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?
also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.
[Filtered to Vriska]
Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.
Alright listen up, sproglets. And I mean that in the most loving way possible, so calm yourselves. ML starts Monday and before we dive headfirst into the fucking ins and outs of squeaking like a Mermaid and making orgasmic Troll noises, I need to see how you all can handle the English language.
Look up. First thing you see, write a rap about it. Six inches long, due Monday. If you're late, I'm kicking you out of my class. No exceptions, no second chances.
[Filtered to Dirk and Dave]
sup.
hows class goin.
you kids stayin outta trouble and shit?
gimme all the deets.
aint nobody given you any trouble are they?
also i may or may not have to talk to you guys about a thing one of these days but.
no rush.
but yeah ^ see above answer the questions all that jazz.
[Filtered to Vriska]
Hey. How's shit going? I haven't heard much out of you in a few weeks and just thought I'd check in.
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As I entered my dorm, eating my orange.
I couldn't help but notice my room had a tinge.
I would tell you the color, but I'm really not sure.
Because really, I have never seen it before.
So don't try and ask me if rapping's an art.
Because I'd rather try and tell Ant and Dec apart.
Let me guess now you'll cry and you'll whinge.
But really all it will prove is that you're just un-hinged
no subject
Well.
Not bad.
10 points to Ravenclaw.
[He will never, ever admit how impressed he was there.]
no subject
I'll keep that in mind when doing the homework. I guess.