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Coriolanus Snow ([personal profile] drivensnow) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 07:09 pm

First Petal

It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.

I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.

You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.

With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.

Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-19 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
That hardly seems consequential at all coming from a tyrant.

Et tu, Brute.


[He's not sure if he used that in the wrong context, but the point is clear enough. Hopefully.]
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[personal profile] seeringlight 2012-09-19 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
They can take responsibility, but the way you speak of it makes it seem as though that you do not believe in forgiveness. If I were to get out of hand, I would like to claim responsibility, but I would also hope to achieve forgiveness and redemption. One does not grow otherwise.

I did not mean outside of class. I am perfectly fine with calling you Inquisitor Snow while outside of class in specific. But while you are teaching, being a professor should take precedence over being Inquisitor. I always found the professors to be an amazing set to staff, because they understand how to treat students as equal while still aiding them in learning, but still know when to use authority when need be.
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[personal profile] wwhatevver 2012-09-19 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit
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[personal profile] taleweaving 2012-09-19 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
My sister is part of my business. This I think my nose is fine where it is. Family unity is a thing to be cherished is it not?
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[personal profile] myblimpisbigger 2012-09-19 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I fail to see how I was 'blatantly disrespectful'. When I am being disrespectful, you will know, trust me.
selfhatred: (what the actual fuck?)

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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-09-19 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[and then there's this asshole]
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
They weren't themselves so they needn't be held accountable for it. It's not being disrespectful when you're just being so blatantly stupid.
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[personal profile] c9rp9realn9rmative 2012-09-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
If I still had my wand, I w9uld try t9 lift it f9r y9u.
Alth9ugh perhaps it can help y9ur interpers9nal relati9ns, t9 interact with pe9ple with9ut res9rting t9 crude slurs and p9tentially triggering language.
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[personal profile] arachnoble 2012-09-19 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I see. How could I not know that mentioning losing more body parts is necessary? I must be so foolish.
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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-09-19 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
The more you fight it, the more ammunition you give him, Strider. He's from the ministry, we they don't take kindly to conflicting opinions.

I would strongly advise stopping while you're ahead.
Edited 2012-09-19 06:02 (UTC)
selfhatred: (huh??)

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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-09-19 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
HEY, I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CENSORING MYSELF.
I LET ONE ---- SLIP AND HE'S ON MY --- LIKE A CHUPACABRA ON A GOAT.
Edited 2012-09-19 06:03 (UTC)
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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-19 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
jesus fucking christ dirk calm your flailing little titties
get your ass up here five minutes ago
i wanna talk to you in person
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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-19 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
look rose
i know you dont actually have class with this fuckstain
and hes a total asshole
but god damn hes from the ministry
you could get in trouble
you could get your mom in trouble
you could get bro in trouble and thats about the last thing we need

just
calm the fuck down
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[personal profile] wwistful 2012-09-19 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Captor you are a complete and utter moron.
Edited 2012-09-19 06:07 (UTC)
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-19 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
But he doesn't know what he's talking about! How can we just let him sit there and say these horrible things when that's not how it happened?
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[personal profile] notthebee2 2012-09-19 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
you know ii try.
Edited 2012-09-19 06:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] couldbehealer 2012-09-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I think they're being used for a project.
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[personal profile] eighttimeshandy 2012-09-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
That is a relief, you have no idea how long they've been tormenting my friend Herbert, its absolutely dreadful, nothing we've tried can drive them off.

And of course, if you ever need any assistance in your endeavors, I am ever at your service. My name is Eriq Slepner, and I am very keen on promoting the educational excellence and welfare of our wonderful school.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-09-19 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I can't. He needs to know how wrong he is.

I don't have time for that, Dave.

[Says the boy raging in the common room.]

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