First Petal

[drivensnow]

It has come to the Ministry's, and therefore my, attention that Hogwarts is in need of some... Assistance. Given the Headmaster's unfortunate inability to keep things under control at camp and even now under his very own roof, the Ministry has seen fit to appoint me High Inquisitor.

I can assure you that this is a very good thing, despite what you may be thinking and on behalf of the Ministry I would like to formally apologize for the events at camp. It is unfortunate that his carelessness would result in such an unfortunate occurrence. I can assure you that while I'm here, none of you will get so out of control.

You may have heard that it was dark magic responsible, but I can promise you that this was a lie made up only to justify a few rowdy teenagers. This will not be tolerated while I'm here, believe me. Everyone's safety is of my utmost concern, and it's up to me to prune the thorny hedges and keep everything nice and orderly.

With that said, I do not tolerate disobedience of any kind, and if I catch any kind of behaviour like what was displayed at camp, the consequences will be severe. This is the only warning I am going to give anyone. I fully expect to get along with every student here, however, so do not let my faith go unrewarded.

Finally, along with my position as High Inquisitor, I have also been appointed Herbology Professor. But considering the importance of the position, it would be best for you to refer to me as Inquisitor Snow rather than Professor.

Comments

[notthebee2]

Welcome to Hogwarts.
I hope you enjoy your stay.

[wwhatevver]

holy shit

[notthebee2]

what.

[wwhatevver]

i honestly do not knoww if i should congratulate you or laugh at you

youvve baffled me captor
youvve done it

[notthebee2]

iid 2tiick wiith the laughter iif ii were you.
ii hear iit2 contagiiou2.

[wwhatevver]

wwhat dont tell me you need to laugh too

ps good job on gettin detention
proud a you wwait hope you havve fun

[notthebee2]

iit only prove2 my poiint.
hone2tly ii dont know about you but iim 2ort of 2urprii2ed at fiindiing 2omeone that ii2 a bigger jacka22 than your2elf.

[not here]

[selfhatred]

[and then there's this asshole]

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[wwistful]

Captor you are a complete and utter moron.

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[notthebee2]

you know ii try.

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[wwistful]

I certainly hope you don't intend on taking herbology this year.

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[notthebee2]

do you hone2tly thiink iid be that 2tupiid.

oh waiit yeah

[ It's a simple one line strikeout, still easily readable. ]

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[wwistful]

You've set yourself up for an interesting year.

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[notthebee2]

wa2 that a vague attempt at telliing me iim iin trouble for 2peakiing my miind?

[bubblingover]

.....sollux why

[notthebee2]

We have to properly welcome the High Inquisitor, correct?

I believe a heartfelt (literally) message will surely show him the hospitality of the teaching establishment for young wizards and witches which we attend, and that this year will most than certainly be a wonderful one for the likes of him.

[ Oh, the sarcasm. It's dripping off the page by this point. ]

[bubblingover]

[She doesn't know how to reply. So it takes her awhile to come up with something.]


I am going to prepare your funeral for you, don't worry i morn for you and stuff and make sure you have a proper burial! What kinda flowers do you want? I t)(ink lilies would be nice!

[notthebee2]

[ Okay, he laughed at that. ]

gee, thank2 ff.
iit2 niice two know that even de2piite 2tupiid old geezer2 ii 2till have you two bury me decently.

[bubblingover]

No, )(is not going to attending the funeral, )(e will probably ruin it some)(ow! I will make it the best funeral, i make it so good, you wis)( you weren't in t)(at box!

[drivensnow]

10 points from Ravenclaw for that horrendous eyesore.

You are not fooling anyone, I have looked through the journals and I know what a disrespectful young man you can be, Mister Captor. I don't believe for a second you are being sincere.

[notthebee2]

ii dont thiink iim the only one not fooliing anyone around the2e part2.

[drivensnow]

And just what is that supposed to mean?

[notthebee2]

that2 a poorly put together attempt at gettiing me two 2ay 2omethiing 2o you can keep on draiiniing poiint2 away.

2poiler warniing: iit2 not goiing two work.

[drivensnow]

Then I think you will be best suited with detention. You can plow the other side of the greenhouse, with no magic.

[notthebee2]

detentiion AND poiint reductiion for 2imple 2parkliing text?