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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

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[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[Stares perplexed.]

Why don't you just ask her?

[Action]

[speterman]

You're not a girl. You don't understand. You can't just ask a girl that. Sometimes I wish you were a girl, then you'd understand. Not that I'm a girl. I just know you can't ask that.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Freezes because HELLO HIS VOICE IS NOT MEANT TO BE THAT HIGH? Clears throat and tries again:]

It's not as if girls are wired different- Do I sound weird to you?

[Frowns and puts a hand to his her throat.]

[Action]

[speterman]

[Jerks his head up almost immediately, looking up at ...her.]

Oh my god, you are going to kill me, I am so dead, I did not do that. I don't know what did that but it wasn't me. Oh my god.

[Puts some distance between them.]

And girls have different hormones. Oh my god.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

What are you going on about- did you cast a spell to make me sound like a girl!?

[Hands. On. Hips.]

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[speterman]

Oh, my, god. No, I didn't. I didn't do anything! I mean it!

You, uh. Might, not only, um. Uh.

Right well, erm, I don't know. I, um, uh, mean you might, are kinda, well you know. I don't know, a girl...


[Horror.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[SNORTS.]

I'm not a girl, what are you talking about?

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[speterman]

They are generally more sensitive due to lesser testosterone...


You're. Well. Um. Yeah, you are. Uh.

[Gonna open and close his mouth a few time looking like a fish.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Peter, you're starting to sound delirious, maybe you should go to bed...? And remove this spell because talking like a girl is getting annoying.

[Action]

[speterman]

...okay, when I walk you over to the closest mirror you can't punch me in the head or anything, okay?


[He doesn't give her a chance to say no, he moves to lead her to a mirror.]

[Action] 1/3

[greenmoonrising]

Why would I punch you in the hea-

[Action] 2/3

[greenmoonrising]

[Action] 3/3

[greenmoonrising]

[Turns and KICKS PETER IN THE SHIN.]

WHAT DID YOU DO!?

[Action]

[speterman]

OW! Don't kick me! I DIDNT DO IT!

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

You must have! You said you wished I was a girl and then suddenly I AM A GIRL-

[Eyes flare green and she takes a breath, hands to temples and closing her eyes. Calm, calm calm-]

Just- change me back. Now.

[Action]

[speterman]

I DID NOT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

[Hands up in surrender!]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Then what happened?

[Stares back at the mirror and just... freezes. Face going deathly pale.]

[Action]

[speterman]

I didn't cast anything. I mean, weird stuff is happening...

[Let him just put more space between them and be uncomfortable.]

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[greenmoonrising]

... I'm going to... just... go to bed.

[Takes several breaths.]

If this is a spell, it should wear off. Soon.

[Action]

[speterman]

I'm sorry!

... going to go to bed.... isn't Tony and Sherlock in your dorm?...

You're sort of uh, kind of, I don't know, um, you know, I don't know, a really pretty girl?

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

.............. Oh jeez you're right, Tony's going to insist he see my breasts.

[Groans and covers her face with her hands before snapping her head up and staring.]

Did you just call me pretty?

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[speterman]

In a purely platonic friend way.

[holds his hands up palms facing brucette]

I'm so done. I just spoke to two goats, watched one of my best friends turn into a girl and called him pretty. I'm done. Look how done I am.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Uh... thanks. I guess.

................ What goats?

[Sighs and runs a hand through her hair, frowning when it gets caught because hello LENGTH.]

Maybe I should camp out by the fire in the common room...

[Action]

[speterman]

Yeah, you're welcome, it's a compliment. I think. This is weird. I haven't slept properly in a couple weeks, I'm knackered and I still called one of my best guy friends pretty. Oh my god.

Zazzerpan and uh, Cabra.... Zazzerpan knew my name, Bruce. He. Knew. My. Name.





[He raises an eyebrow.]

In the common room, where everyone can get at you? Just take my bed, Pillow will wake you up if anyone gets near you. Actually, I'm not quite sure where she got off to. I'll camp out in the common room, or something.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

... Did you go around introducing yourself to all the goats you headbutted or something?

[Fidgets.

I can't do that, you haven't been sleeping right as it is. Seriously I'll be fine, plenty of people just fall asleep by the fire anyway. If I cover myself up in a blanket they'll just wave it off like normal.