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[speterman]

[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

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[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

[Sigh]

Yes, yes I am. Notice how my voice echoes? It's called being a ghost.

[voice]

[speterman]

Oh, oh, right, okay...

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

Why Peter, did you really think you'd be rid of me so easily? I assure you, my dear, sweet little spiderling, I much harder to keep down than THAT.

Re: [voice]

[speterman]

Dear sweet little- what. What.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

See, don't you wonder why you missed me now? [sniggers]

[voice]

[speterman]

That isn't funny.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

It was funny to me. Were you really that upset about it?

[voice]

[speterman]

You're dead, don't you have more important things to do than to tease me?

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

I'm dead, I have nothing important to do. That's the way death works, Peter. I can barely interact with my surroundings. Honestly, if you think about it, I have nothing better to do than to tease you.

[voice]

[speterman]

I really don't see the logic there.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

Well, what do you expect me to be doing, now that I'm dead?

[voice]

[speterman]

I don't know. Not creeping me out though.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

What's that phrase? Can't stop, won't stop? I'm sorry, Peter, but much like Arthur, you're stuck with me for the rest of your life. And now, I can do this.

[And then he rises up through the floor of the Ravenclaw dorms, arms spread and face tilted back to the sky]

[Because, you know, he has to do everything the dramatic way]

Action

[speterman]

[There's a loud thud as Peter nearly jumps out of his skin, accidentally flinging a sleeping Pillow out of his lap and onto the floor.]

Oh my god. Are you really going to spend your time haunting me?

Action

[eighttimeshandy]

[Gigglesnerk. Gosh, startling people really is so satisfying]

Oh no no no, Peter! Not all of it, at any rate. I have too many irons on the fire to spend all my time on you alone. But I do certainly intend to dedicate enough time to drive you absolutely mad!

[Action]

[speterman]

Not going to happen.

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

Yes, that's what I thought when I wished I was dead, and look where that got me.

[Action]

[speterman]

You wished you were dead?

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[Pauses, looking up at the ceiling very sheepishly] Well... yes, kind of.

[Action]

[speterman]

Wait, so you wished it? And then it happened?

[He seems to perk up at this.]

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

Not on purpose! I'm not even sure if it's related yet!

[Action]

[speterman]

I wished that I- why am I even telling you nevermind! Just fact is it happened!

[Hes going to flop around on his bed before settling to drown his irritation in his pillow]

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

[he's just going to raise an eyebrow and then hover over Peter.]

[Over him, as in lay on his side directly beside him, staring straight at his head]

Because I am dead and not likely to judge you?

[Action]

[speterman]

[He doesn't even look at the other, the closer voice told him that he was way too close into his personal space bubble. Instead, he grabbed his pillow and pulled it over his head, throwing his arms straight up so they were over it.]

I might have wished I could have kissed someone and did it, I don't know how I got the courage. I just did...

[Action]

[eighttimeshandy]

Awwww... that's very cute. [he coos, pressing his hands to his face] Little Peter Parker has a girlfriend~ Who's the lucky girl? Your cat?