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[brothor]

I HAVE ACHIEVED THE STATE OF NIRVANA THAT CAN ONLY BE OBTAINED BY RESPONDING TO ALL OF THE COMMENTS ON MY JOURNAL POSTS.

You are all so friendly, gosh!

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Out of curiousity! If any of you could punch Tony Stark in the face with no consequences whatsoever, would you?

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[brothor]

I know I am.

[arrogantalloy]

I said this, not you. Got to admit though, you get brownie points for actually doing this.

[brothor]

I know, but clearly you meant to refer to me for my excellent work. Unless you do not want to know the results.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, sure okay. Excellent, if you want.

I'm just quietly confident it's not the entire school.

[brothor]

Of course!

No, but you have not made alliances with everyone! Some have said yes!

[arrogantalloy]

Let me guess; Natasha, Bruce, and Arthur? Sherlock too probably.

[brothor]

Why should I tell you the information I have so carefully gathered?

[arrogantalloy]

Carefully gathered? You've posted it on a log just hidden from teachers.

[brothor]

It is not for your eyes. A pity!

[arrogantalloy]

Well, you seem kind of eager to hide it, so maybe no one has actually said they would hurt this face, and you don't want to admit you're wrong.

But that's okay. It happens, you can't be right all the time.

[brothor]

You would say that! It is of little consequence to me if you wish to believe your own lies!

Say please.

[arrogantalloy]

I'm saying that because you're the one giving that impression. So there's no lies, just observations.

[brothor]

You are only saying that because you are not getting your way.

[arrogantalloy]

There's a way for me to get?

[brothor]

The way in which you find out the names!

[arrogantalloy]

You know, it's not that hard to find out.

[brothor]

Why is it not!!!?

[arrogantalloy]

Because I know I can get Natasha to find out for me?

[brothor]

She would not betray me!

[arrogantalloy]

Given the right incentive she'd betray anyone over some names of people who'd punch me.

[brothor]

Well I will give her better incentive. She likes me more than you, anyway!

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, not really believing that.

[brothor]

I shall have to convince you then!

[arrogantalloy]

Oh yeah? How do you figure that one? Because just looming over me and yelling isn't going to work.

[brothor]

Mother tells me that you catch more flies with honey than poison. You are very much like a fly, so I suppose it will work.