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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

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[wwistful]

It gets easier once you accept that mistakes are a part of life.

That's awfully disconcerting, I hope you know.

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[allisnotlost]

theyre so unnecessary
just like a lot of things in life that i dont wwant to experience but i somehoww continue to

okay just
no okay i just
wwe wwere sorta
wwell
talkin about that thing
and i just
i feel awwful noww im sorry

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[wwistful]

That is life as we know it, yes.

I thought it should be me of all people apologising for that, not you.

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[allisnotlost]

no
no
wwe talked
and i asked him things
and i just
im sorry

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[wwistful]

Am I allowed to know what you asked? Or what you talked about?

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[allisnotlost]

i

i wworded it poorly but i asked him wwhat you saww in him and wwhy he wwas doin that

datin you i mean

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[wwistful]

[You are so dumb, you are really dumb.]

And how did he take that?

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[allisnotlost]

[Yep...............]

he answwered it

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[wwistful]

And what was his answer?