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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Seriously?

You really didn't have to get me anyway. I mean, weren't you supposed to pretend you don't know when my birthday is? Buying me something really isn't conducive to that.

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[wavesofjade]

I Believe That You Asked Me To Keep It Private.
Which I Have Done.

I Did Not Buy You Something, I Have Made You Something.
Will You Come And Get It Or Do I Need To Send It With The Morning Post?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

You made me something? That's almost worse than buyin' me something. Christ, woman. Just.

Christ.

Stop.