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~~Leave me here to die~~

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

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[She rolls her eyes. You're such a baby!]

For you being silly. That was hardly a punch and you know it.

What if you want to impress someone? Give them a little sneak peek if you're feeling mischievous. It really gets the blood going. Give them a wink. They're all yours.

[But he's your baby daddy-

Wait.

You know what this narrative means.]

And just how exactly do you know so much about this, Rose? You been winking at people that I should know about?

Edited (I read it wrong shut up) 2013-04-05 22:32 (UTC)

I have winked at so many people! So many fallen underneath my winking charms. Did you not know?

I've turned into a harlot. I can't be stopped. Goodbye my chaste life as a nun!

Rose, no, don't be silly. The nunnery will take you back! They'll forgive you of these transgressions and you'll be back on the path of holy righteousness in no time. I will fucking pay them money to take you back. It's okay. You don't have to worry about being a promiscuous winker anymore!

Too late. I have walked down this path I have chosen. All the winks will be made.

Oh, we're here.

We'll continue this discussion later. Mark my words.

[He'll open the door for her then, before following in after her.]

[It's a small little place. It's not pitch black, but it is a little darker than outside, which is actually nice to be honest. There's some nice jazz music playing in the background and it smells of cakes and coffee.]

Of course.

[He idly leads the way over to a table, taking in the sight of the place as he does so. It's a lot nicer than he expected, and the jazz is a good change from the usual pop that coffee places usually have.]

You've got pretty good taste in coffee joints, Rosie.

[Rose looks over the menu in the meantime.]

Of course I do. Would you have expected any less from me? Now are you going to give me second hand embarrassment with opening your present or do I live another day being free of such thoughts of my father ruining my life like the scorned teenager I am.

[Bro also looks at the menu, but when she speaks, he looks down at his present. Ah yes, it's nearly time to open it, isn't it?]

I think I'll go the second hand embarrassment option. Order me whatever's good here, I'm gonna go find us a seat then I'll open it.

[And after handing Rose some cash, he goes off to sit at a table.]

[While Bro goes to find them a table, Rose will just order them the girliest drinks on the menu. Which is funny since she isn't much for girly drinks most of the time. She likes her coffee like she likes her men.

No that was a joke.

She heads to wherever Bro is seated once she's done ordering.]

[When Rose finally comes back, the anticipation is too much. So he's just going to tear into his package and pull out his present eagerly- and I've forgotten what it is 8 months later so you can remind me next tag.]

[Wasn't it like smuppet earmuffs with a matching scarf or mittens? FUCK IF I REMEMBER.]

[I don't. even fucking know. But I'm gonna go with smuppet earmuffs + scarf because scarfs are cool.]

Oh my god, Rose. This is fucking perfect.

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