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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

[bubblingover]

Will you be like t)(is w)(en you turn 34?

[plushaeusrumpified]

What? I have no idea what you're even talking about.

[bubblingover]

Well, if i can conclude over anyt)(ing in t)(is journal entry

you are sulking over getting old, sir.

[plushaeusrumpified]

That isn't true!

It's like I've told everyone else, I just hate the number for how unironic it is. I take irony very seriously. 33 is just not ironic in any shape, fashion or form, and it never will be.

[bubblingover]

Ok

So w)(en you get to t)(e ages of 34, 34, 36.... you won't be sulking over getting old, cause it's all ironic rig)(t? I really can't wait to see you hit 60, sir!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well that's too bad because I ain't ever gonna hit 60!

[bubblingover]

But sir, most wizards live rig)(t past 100 years! )(ow are you so sure t)(at you aren't going to live until your 60s?

[plushaeusrumpified]

I

[Well. Shit. She brings up a good point.]

Don't you have homework to do?

[bubblingover]

Sir, i've already done most of t)(e memorising you set for )(omework!

[plushaeusrumpified]

'Most of', she says. That implies you have more to do, so go do it.

And when you've done that, go do someone else' homework while you're at it.