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sortinghat_rp2012-11-10 03:07 am
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-11-10 03:07 am
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33 sucks.
Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.
There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.
We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.
Someone invent a spell for that.
filtered
wow way to take a statement that was meant to be more of a
hey i didnt know they had contraceptives back in the whatever the fuckall period it was when the wizarding world decided to flip normal people the bird and do their own thing
and turn it into
hey dave must be calling ms lalonde a crusty old slag again
aint no need to get all defensive bro
and i did not need to know that your flying purple people eater got angry and hulk-ripped a magnum
that tells me more than i needed to know about your tralala
hey who said im a virgin
ive totally touched boob
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calm your ass down dave.
i never said you fucking were and i never took it that way.
in fact i was actually sorta goddamn playing along.
so way to be a drama queen about shit.
what the fuck have i done that causes you to assume the worst out of me anyway?
you fucking do it a lot and im getting sick of it.
its like you forgot i have a sense of humour.
and that not everything i do is personally against you.
news flash the last time i checked i love you and youre important to me.
you need to stop forgetting that.
and that doesnt mean youre not a virgin.
get back to me when you stick it in.
filtered
since you attawhatever
love you too
what if i dont want to dine on a buffet of fish taco
hey can i talk to you
serious like
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thought we already had this convo once before.
idgaf.
i know you wanna be buttbuddies with mr. not a homosexual.
did he ever kiss you by the way?
cuz im pretty sure he wanted to.
yeah go ahead.
Re: filtered
he did
it was basically everything id been wet dreaming about since second year
except then he looked me in the eye and asked if we could still be bros
Filtered
Well he wasn't expecting that. From the way it seemed like Egbert had been so eager, he didn't think he would just back out like that.]
are you sure hes not just scared?
maybe you should talk to him.
it aint easy for some people when they suddenly realize they might swing both ways.
been there done that got the anxiety tshirt.
i could talk to him for you maybe?