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[rule_britannia]

Is anyone particularly knowledgeable about cats? 

Mine has taken to killing spiders and bringing them to me. I would very much like her to stop. Sometimes they're not completely dead and I have to put the poor things out of their misery. I'm not sure what I did that would make her think I'm incapable of hunting for myself or whatever thought is drifting about in her vapid feline brain, but any suggestions for deterrents would be appreciated.


[Filtered to Victoria Kirkland]
Are you writing home for this History of Magic assignment? I don't know about Aunt Chris and Uncle Tom, but my mother is going to be very interested in it.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

I'd like to see the evidence that you have to back up this claim.

[brothor]

Have you not noticed strange behaviour in the entire feline population? They are not to be trusted.

[rule_britannia]

I've noticed them behaving like cats, if that's what you mean.

[brothor]

It is in their nature to be evil, as you can see.

[rule_britannia]

I can see that it's in their nature to be cats.

Did you get bitten as a child, or something?

[brothor]

And their nature is selfish and cruel! They will manipulate you if you let them!

I get bitten by them near constantly.

[rule_britannia]

They can sense how you feel towards them, you know.

[brothor]

I was nothing but nice until they brutally attacked me!

[rule_britannia]

There's a story here, isn't there.

[brothor]

There is always a story! But that does not mean I intend on telling it to you!

[rule_britannia]

Aah, suit yourself. Keep your secrets if you must.

[brothor]

I shall! It is a terrible story and it should probably turn your loyalty away from your cat!

[rule_britannia]

I highly doubt that, I'm rather fond of her.

[brothor]

Then I shall allow it to remain that way.