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[kid8dik]

Despite its persistently dusty appearance, returning to Hogwarts always has its advantages.

During our vacation, Liz dragged me to see a muggle movie named Midnight: Broken Dawn. Frankly I am appalled at how muggles view Vampires and Werewolves. How could a vampire travel to Brazil? This is just illogical to me.

And when I asked Liz to explain, she told me that they sparkled in the sunlight, but I cannot fathom why this would be the case.

I am left to presume this is another case of muggle movies adapting novels poorly.


[ooc: "Midnight" is what I'm calling "Twilight" for all intents and purposes.]

Experiment Eight

[status_is_not_quo]

Mom just owled me an article from the muggle paper that says there's going to be an Adventures of Captain Hammer movie. They just confirmed the cast list and everything. Next thing you know there will be a musical or something!

They can't be doing this. You've got to be kidding me. My childhood is over, this is not a test.

This Neil guy they have cast as Dr. Horrible looks like a total goober.

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[invisicanuck]

Good evening, students and faculty alike. You might have noticed a new face at the teacher's table this morning [ YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NOTICE A NEW FACE AT THE TABLE AT ALL ] and I am that face? I Hello Oh bugger how on earth do I

My name is Professor Matthew Williams, and I'll taking up the Defense Against the Dark Arts position from this point forward. I apologize for stepping in so late in the year you see it was a last minute decision to accept Dumbledore's offer in the first p I wasn't exactly expecting for the war to end last October you see and I've quite enough of that business anyway, but I hope am sure that we'll be able to work something out in time soon. The application process was rath I still haven't quite warmed up to idea of

It'll be a pleasure meeting all of you!

[ Strikes are unhackable, but the journal page is freaking rife with ink blotches and such. DANG MATTHEW GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ]

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[star_killer]

You were all fools for being against him. Now what’s going to happen to us? We’ll die off. He had the right idea, but would anyone actually listen?

My Master... he says that Dark Lord will be back. And when he does, I hope none of you expect forgiveness. What we’re- you’re becoming is sick. All a bunch of Muggle-sympathising idiots!

We are the future, not them. And if we don’t do something then they’ll end up being the end of us.