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Jake English ([personal profile] golgotha) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-01-06 10:56 pm
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Weekend at dangers
a Jake English journal


January 06 2012: A grand opening indeed.

Ahoy my good chaps! Lovely weather today aint it? My name is jake english as aforementioned. I am a fifth year hailing from the noble house of gryffindor. From this day henceforth this is officially now my journal! Or "wizard blog" as all the kids here call it these days.

Here i will recount all my smashing adventures -- tales of heroisms, intrigue, action, adventure and perhaps even romance. *A hearty wink for all the lovely ladies out there* It will be a primary source for all my peers out there fresh off the press!! I can tell this will be very gripping and i bet my bottom boonbuck you lot would also have a spanking ripsnorter of a time reading this.

Now onto the swashbuckling adventures!!

A couple weeks ago i brought out my arms and set off towards the one ruin of the island i reside in. The weather was rather harsh that afternoon. The rain splashed all over my face with an almost cruel intensity to make up for the absence of snows chilly ferocity. The sky was getting dark and the frightening fauna were sure to scour the area with blood lust in their eyes. It was as if the world was weaving an intricate web to deter me from my journey what with the way its coming together in perfect harmony to piss me the fuck off. Alas it did not win!! I gripped my pistols tighter and trudged on and persevered.

I reached the ruin at about seven. Hungry tired and excited i entered. The inside was pitch black. Luckily taking a page from ms lara croft the famous archeologist i came prepared with a flashlight. What did i find?

Friggin canned goods. The cans look so bloody old that it makes one wonder if the ancient mayans had can openers already. I went home disheartened and with an arm full of carrots and peas in a can. And then i played weekend at bernies in my dvd player! Have you guys watched it? If not i strongly suggest it. Its so friggin hilarious.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-06 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
HARLEY'S AS FUCKING HONEST AS A FUCKING NUN. STILL DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO ASK HER.
WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYBODY SAYING MY TASTE IN MOVIES IS SHIT? MOONSTRUCK AND SWEET LIES ARE EXAMPLES OF FUCKING HUMAN GENIUS.
golgotha: (This is where im meant to be.)

[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-06 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...
Im inclined to agree. Though they were a tad too girly those are really good movies actually!!!
selfhatred: (deadpan)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-06 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY'RE CALLED ROMCOMS FOR A REASON, ENGLISH.
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[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-06 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Pray tell what reason is that?
selfhatred: (sick of dealing with idiots)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-06 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ROMCOMS.
ROMANCE COMEDIES SPECIFICALLY AIMED AT WOMEN.
A TYPICAL ROMANTIC COMEDY WILL OFTEN HAVE TWO PEOPLE, SEEMINGLY DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER YET ARE KEPT APART BY COMPLICATIONS SUCH AS ONE HAVING A PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY WHO KEEPS SHOWING UP. WEDDING BELLS ARE PRETTY MUCH EXPECTED AT THE END OF ONE, OR AT LEAST HINTS OF A SEQUEL.
golgotha: (I can go the distance.)

[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-06 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Men can enjoy romcoms as well!
I love quite a handful of them. So do you!!!
selfhatred: (e-ehhh??)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-06 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
YES BUT THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC IS USUALLY TOWARDS WOMEN HAVING EMOTIONAL TROUBLES IN THEIR LIVES.


...YOU LIKE ROMCOMS?
golgotha: (Where the crowds will cheer.)

[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-06 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I adore romcoms i think theyre a blast! Theyre very hilarious!!!!
I dont admire them as much as say superheroes but theyre definitely on my top 10 movie genres. Haha i have rather eclectic tastes.
selfhatred: (spades in my eyes)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-06 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL THAT'S A FUCKING CHANGE. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH MY TASTE.
AT LEAST SOME OF IT I GUESS.
golgotha: (This is where im meant to be.)

[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-06 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You have amazing tastes so far!!!
selfhatred: (heh)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-06 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
SO FAR? MY TASTE IN MOVIES IS FUCKING AMAZING.
golgotha: (When they see my face.)

[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-07 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you only fancy girly movies though?
selfhatred: (shove off)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-07 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL I GUESS THE OCCASIONAL ACTION FLICK IS OKAY BUT YEAH, MY COLLECTION IS MOSTLY ROMCOMS.
THAT I CAN'T FUCKING WATCH BECAUSE MY UNCLE HAS NO FUCKING TELEVISION.
selfhatred: (might as well fry my think pan)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-08 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
golgotha: (I can go the distance.)

[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
How about you come visit me sometime during vacation and we watch movies together? You will not be imposing i assure you! Company is of a low commodity over at my house.
selfhatred: (so...makeouts?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-10 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M ALREADY SPENDING SOME OF VACATION AT EGDERP'S, SO I DON'T FUCKING KNOW IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US OR ANYTHING. NOT MY PLACE TO ASK.
golgotha: (This is where im meant to be.)

[personal profile] golgotha 2012-01-13 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
By gun i would love to come!!!

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