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[yerawwizarderi]

so like
wwhats the point in learnin howw to dodge the teeth of a vvenomous tentacle when am i evver goin to need to knoww that
NEVVER thats wwhen
noww wwhat it means wwhen a guys roommate can comment on the flatterin shape a his ass
that wwould be useful right about noww

Comments

[selfhatred]

NEVERMIND, I DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE.

[selfhatred]

...AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT?

[thornsofoglogoth]

Well, well. My mistake for thinking you were capable of appreciating anything more subtle than an explosion.

[yerawwizarderi]

my ass
wwere talkin about my ass gam
you wwere lookin at it

[yerawwizarderi]

no thats cause you wwere here before me
its fuckin seniority its got nothin to do wwith talent or lack of in your case

[yerawwizarderi]

its a horrifyin vvoid thats wwhy

[puckinyourmom]

It's not based on seniority, it's based on don't make me kick your ass.

[mo_cara]

i WaS?

[pause, ink spreading because Gamzee left his quill on the page]

i DoN't ReMeMbEr, BuT tHaT aLl Be Up AnD sOuNdInG lIkE sOmEtHiNg I'd Do.
It'S pReTty FiNe To LoOk At, CoMe To Be MuSiNg On It AlL uP iN mY pAn.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Riiiiiiiight.
Well, why don't you cast your gaze into ANOTHER void for once.

[yerawwizarderi]

youve missed my fuckin point entirely
ok say you wwere awware of somebody lookin at yours
wwhat wwould you think

[faintwaves]

My parents tell me to call the police in that case.

[yerawwizarderi]

and wwhat else
i mean are you interested in it sort of in that wway

[mo_cara]

wHaT sOrT oF wAy ArE yOu AlL gEtTiNg YoUr NuGbOnE wRaPpEd ArOuNd?
LiKe ... WhAt WoUlD i Do WiTh It Or SoMeThInG?

[yerawwizarderi]

uh yeah sure if thats somethin youvve got thoughts on

[mo_cara]

NaH, i GuEsS i DiDn'T bE tHiNkInG oN tHaT mUcH.

[paaaauuuse]

iT cOuLd Be MaKiNg A gOoD pIlLoW!
i GoT iT aLl In My HeArDuCtS wHaT sOmE pEoPlE kIsS tHeM, bUt I aIn'T nEvEr TrIeD tHaT.
i DoN't EvEn MoThErFuCkIn KnOw WhAt ThAt WoUlD bE lIkE.

[yerawwizarderi]

uh
datin
wwasnt it

[yerawwizarderi]

hey dont get me wwrong im all for a good dramatic gesture wwhen the mood suits
you wwant an explosion ill givve you a glubbin explosion
but it doesnt all havve to be that you knoww
givve me some fuckin credit

[yerawwizarderi]

psssssh
as if you could
you couldnt land a bloww let alone get a fuckin spell off keep tellin yourself that you could best me

[yerawwizarderi]

cant
nothings quite so entertainin as yours
call it fuckin magnetism if you like somethin about you is interestin

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
for a little ass ogglin

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhoa
really
youvve thought about kissin it

[mo_cara]

wElL nOw BeCaUsE yOu BeEn BrInGiNg It Up, BrO!
i AiN't ExAcTlY sUrE hOw ThAt WoUlD mOtHeRfUcKiN wOrK, tHoUgH.
lIkE iTs PrObAbLy MoThErFuCkIn RuDe To SlIp A bUm ThE tOnGuE.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

All you're doing is 8eing a creep, you know.

[faintwaves]

They're kind of protective.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
really
i guess i nevver thought about it like that before i didnt evven knoww tongues wwould get invvolvved
howw the fuck do you knoww all a this