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[star_killer]

You were all fools for being against him. Now what’s going to happen to us? We’ll die off. He had the right idea, but would anyone actually listen?

My Master... he says that Dark Lord will be back. And when he does, I hope none of you expect forgiveness. What we’re- you’re becoming is sick. All a bunch of Muggle-sympathising idiots!

We are the future, not them. And if we don’t do something then they’ll end up being the end of us.

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[star_killer]

Because if it were up to them, they would wipe us all out.

[puckinyourmom]

I doubt it. They'd probably be weirded out at first, but...

[star_killer]

Take a look at a muggle paper, they're trying to wipe themselves out. And you would trust them with our lives?

[puckinyourmom]

We'd be just like any other minority. Some people wouldn't like us, most people wouldn't care.

And if you wanna get rid of every wizard with a muggle mum, it's not any different than their wars.

[star_killer]

And that's the point. We shouldn't ever be a minority.

It would be different because at least it was actually worthwhile in the end.

[puckinyourmom]

We're never going to not be a minority if you don't want to let new people in.

What the fuck makes it worthwhile?

[star_killer]

That is not true. Everyone is just blinded by their feelings to realize we could live without the need to ever breed with those things.

If they were killed in the name of the Dark Lord, and pure blood, then it's always worthwhile.

[puckinyourmom]

Or we could just calm the fuck down and realize that those things are people with families and lives, just like you!

Yeah, clueless assholes like you don't get to make the call on what's worthwhile.

[star_killer]

[Though Puck can't hear it, Starkiller is letting out a bitter laugh at the 'family' comment, but otherwise he ignores it.]

And what gives you the right to make any calls?

[puckinyourmom]

I have half a clue what the fuck I'm talking about?

[star_killer]

So you think, anyway.

[puckinyourmom]

Uh huh.

Oh, you should probably get up here, dude. I'm about to drop a deuce in your bed and I want you to watch.

[star_killer]

I-

What?

[puckinyourmom]

Giving you the gift of butt nuggets.

[star_killer]

What are bu-

[Inkblots. Realization dawning. Then he switches to voice because screw writing, he's angry.]

You better get the hell away from my bed!

[puckinyourmom]

I can't. Stinky the Black Dragon is already on his way.

[star_killer]

[VADER DID NOT COVER THIS AT ALL.]

I- You-

I will murder you, and then I will murder your entire family. Get away from my bed right now!

[puckinyourmom]

Relax, man, I ate corn.

[star_killer]

How on earth could that possibly make it any better?

[WAIT IT DOESN'T MATTER.]

Stop this childish stupidity NOW, or by the time I'm done with you, there won't be a single piece of you left!

[puckinyourmom]

[Give him a minute...]

Damn. It reeks in here, and I've got practice soon, so I'm out. See you later, dude. Good talk.

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[star_killer]

Wh-

Don't even think about leaving!

[...]

I'm going to kill you! I really will! If there's really- If you did that, I'm going to kill you and then I'm going to torture every single member of your family! And they'll know that you caused them this pain, they'll know and they'll blame you for it!

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[puckinyourmom]

Good luck with that.