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Bro Strider ([personal profile] plushaeusrumpified) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-07-19 12:52 am

Six Smuppets

[So he went to write something that was probably totally extremely important, but instead there's just splooshes of red ink where his journal has repelled it.


Okay spill the beans, who broke the journals? Which one of you did it? SCHOOL IS OUT, HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO SCREW THE JOURNALS UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS? That takes skill. That takes skill and determination.]
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-24 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. You do that.

And I'll build a fort.

And watch awesome stuff.

And you won't be invited ever.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-24 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fine! Enjoy your stupid castle. I wouldn't want to be there anyway. I'll be a prince somewhere else and you'll be bored because you'd have nothing fun to do without me anyway!

I'll make magical pony island and Orangina and I will play with them and do awesome things that you're not cool enough to know about.
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-24 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need it, because I'll have way more fun without you anyway.

[Can you tell by his tone that he's lying?]
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[personal profile] givesyouaboner 2012-07-24 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He can, but he's being stubborn about this hypothetical scenario.]

Clearly all that's left for me to do is to get eaten too because what else could I even do! What would the point of wishing even be if I couldn't even get a cuppa.