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[moveslikejaeger]

everyone keeps apologizing for camp
well im not
not even to any babbies who saw me naked because im not ashamed
my body is beautiful
i had a great time
you were all the cranky pants who decided they hated fun :P

Comments

[mo_cara]

NaKeD bOdIeS aRe ThE bItChTiTs!
AnD tHeY mAkE gOoD wAnK mAtErIaL, tOo.
;o)

[moveslikejaeger]

wow gamzee
that just completely ruined the point i was trying to make
its true of course
but i was just trying to say that its natural to be naked and people get way too hung up on it

[mo_cara]

[Oops!]

wElL, wAnKiNg Is MoThErFuCkIn NaTuRaL, tOo, AiN't It?
AnD i DiDn'T mEaN aLl RiGhT tHeRe In FrOnT oF sOmEbOdY.

[moveslikejaeger]

yes this is true nothing wrong with spanking it either that's just another thing people get fussy about even though everyone does it

[mo_cara]

I dOn'T eVeN gEt WhY iT's AlL uP iN tHeIr PaN tHaT iT's A pRoBlEm.
I mEaN, yOu'Re RiGhT, aLl MoThErFuCkErS dO iT.
i GuEsS iF sOmE dUdE dId It AlL oN mY fAcE oR sOmEtHiNg, ThAt'D bE wEiRd.
BuT tHaT's DiFfErEnT.

[moveslikejaeger]

i dunno i wouldnt object to that i dont think
not if i was busy tho but if we were just kind of fooling around i dont think that would be too bad

[mo_cara]

BuT iF tHaT sHiT gEtS iN yOuR eYe, It ReAlLy MoThErFuCkIn StInGs!

[moveslikejaeger]

thats true of anything in youre eye tho and besides its not like you cant aim or somthing or just close your eyes

[mo_cara]

NaH, sOmE sHiT iN yOuR eYe Is Ok, LiKe WaTeR oR a FiNgEr If yOu AiN't PoKiN tOo HaRd.
I gUeSs I cOuLd ClOsE mY eYeS.
bUt SoMeTiMeS tHaT sHiT cOmEs OuT wItHoUt WaRnInG!
lIkE yOu'Re JuSt GrOoViN aLoNg AlL rUbBiNg AwAy AnD BAM!

[doctorkishitani]

Does it really sting?

I don't see why it would. Semen has a relatively neutral ph level and its sodium levels aren't as high as you would think.

[mo_cara]

i DoN't KnOw AbOuT nO pH sHiT oR wHaT aLl OlD pEoPlE aIn'T sUpPoSeD tO eAt, BuT iT sUrE iS aLl BeInG rEaL sTiCkY aNd HaRd To GeT oUt AnD iT hUrTs.

[doctorkishitani]

You're right.
I hadn't considered its viscosity, but that would probably make it rather uncomfortable.

And a ph level is just a way of pointing out how acidic something is.

[mo_cara]

[Okay, he has to pause and think on this.]

I'm PrEtTy SuRe My SpOoGe AiN't AcId, BrO.

[doctorkishitani]

That's exactly what I'm saying! Semen really isn't acidic at all.

[And now he has to pause for a moment]

It would be horrible if it was though.

[mo_cara]

HeLl YeS iT wOuLd!
I wOuLd Be OnE sCaRrEd Up MoThErFuCkEr!
EvErYoNe WoUlD hAvE tO bE hAvInG aLl TiTaNiUm DiCkS!

[doctorkishitani]

So would I.
Although we probably would learn to adapt, if it happened over time. We probably wouldn't grow titanium phalluses, but I think our flesh would become more resilient.

[And he's going to pause again]

But it's still an unpleasant thought.

[mo_cara]

DaMn, ThAt Is SoMe StRaIgHt Up HoRrOr MoViE sHiT yOu Be InKiNg RiGhT tHeRe.
I hOpE tHaT dOn'T bE aLl CrAwLiN uP iN mY pAn WhEn My DrEaM mE iS tRyInG tO gEt HiS mAcK oN wItH

[Then something scribbled furiously out, oops.]

tHaT wOuLd SuCk.

[moveslikejaeger]

have you really shot your jizz into your own eye

[mo_cara]

yEaH, iT jUsT hApPeNeD oNe TiMe AlL uP oN AcCiDeNt.
I gUeSs It WaNtEd To Go Up ThErE, i DoN't EvEn MoThErFuCkIn KnOw.

[moveslikejaeger]

that is impressive i am impressed i didnt no you could shot it that far

[mo_cara]

AiN't ThAt NeVeR hApPeNeD tO yOu?
NoT yOuR eYe I gUeSs, BuT lIkE uP iN yOuR fAcE oR yOuR nEcK oR sOmEtHiNg?

[moveslikejaeger]

not really but then i try to catch it with my hand so i can lick it off so there is that

[mo_cara]

Oh, YeAh ThAt MaKeS iT eAsIeR tO bE aLl ClEaN!
i JuSt Be FoRgEtTiNg SoMeTiMeS bEcAuSe I gOt OtHeR sHiT aLl PeRcOlAtInG uP iN mY pAn.

[Huh, so now he has this image of Maxim licking jizz off his own hand ... ohhh. Hmm. Well.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Enjoy that, Gamzee]

yeeeeaaaaaaaah
thats why i do it
exactly

[mo_cara]

[So. Oblivious.]

tIsSuEs ArE kInD oF a PaIn, AnYwAy.
I gUeSs SoCkS iS oK, tHoUgH.