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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

Comments

[allisnotlost]

GAM

[mo_cara]

hEy, My BrOtHeR!
i CaN gUeSs FoR yOu. ;o)

[allisnotlost]

[THERE IS SO MUCH PURPLE INK oh my god he cannot.]

you are not puttin dowwn ANY number for me because that is privvate information

[mo_cara]

nAh, It'S cOoL, i WoUlDn'T tElL nObOdY.

[allisnotlost]

[Skreeeeee]

no

[mo_cara]

yOu WaNt Me To Be SaYiNg ThEn?
WeLl, Ok.

[allisnotlost]

you dont say it either
that is privvate information th


wwait wwhy are you takin count

[mo_cara]

wE wAs TrYiNg To FiGuRe OuT hOw MuCh Is NoRmAl!
AnD hOw MuCh ChIcAs Do It.
LiKe I bE rUbBiNg OnE oUt A cOuPlE tImEs A dAy, MoStLy.
BuT sOmE mOtHeRfUcKeRs Do It LeSs.

[allisnotlost]

bein completely serious im gonna havve to go wwith its probably because of a number of factors
like i dont knoww personal preferences in number of times or somethin like that
or some people dont do it at all
wwhich is their owwn preference
im sure theres no set number
i mean i knoww im not doin it the same number of times


but im sure youvve realized that already

[And after writing that he ends up covering his face from shame WHY IS HE WRITING THESE THINGS SOB.]

[mo_cara]

yEaH, yOu AnD mE aIn'T tHe SaMe.
BuT tHaT mAkEs SeNsE bEcAuSe YoU'rE aLl InTo BiRdS, rIgHt?

[dou8letrou8le]

Can you really?

[mo_cara]

He'S mY rOoMaTe!

[dou8letrou8le]

He must 8e a very 8usy 8oy!
What with how lonely he gets I'm sure the num8er is high.
Poor thing.

[allisnotlost]

for the record i am not lonely and howw much i do or do not do somethin is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[dou8letrou8le]

It's everyone's 8usiness now that it's pu8lic like this!

[allisnotlost]

i wwould LOVVE to see a showw of hands of wwhos actually interested in the number of times i get off in a day

[ERIDAN NO.]

[dou8letrou8le]

Are you serious?

1/2

[allisnotlost]

yes i

[wait a second]

[allisnotlost]

NO

[mo_cara]

i ThInK iT's InTeReStInG!

[doctorkishitani]

I'm interested!
Not in how many times you personally engage in masturbation, but we are interested in finding out how often a normal person does it and you would be a part of that statistic.

[moveslikejaeger]

im interested 8D

[mo_cara]

wElL, i CaN't Be SaYiNg.
BuT i DoN't ThInK hE's ToO lOnElY!
i HaNg OuT wItH tHaT MoThErFuCkEr A lOt.
:o)

[dou8letrou8le]

You h8ng around m8ny questiona8le people, Makara.
Ampora 8eing one.

[mo_cara]

Aw, SiS, tHaT bRo AiN't QuEsTiOnAbLe, He Be OnE fInE mOtHeRfUcKeR!
hE aLl BeEn HeLpInG mE oUt LoTs Of TiMeS, yOu DoN't GoT tO gEt Up AlL hArSh In HiS bUsInEsS.