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[mo_cara]

sO hOw OfTeN dOeS eVeRyBoDy Be WaNkInG?
i GuEsS mAyBe NeVeR fOr ThE lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKeRs, BuT eVeRyOnE eLsE?

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Oh my god. I hope not.
That would be so awkward.
There was one time it got on Roxy's pjs when she was sleeping.

[mo_cara]

WoAh, BrO, i HoPe YoU wIpEd ThAt ShIt OfF bEfOrE sHe WoKe Up.

[givesyouaboner]

I did, but I couldn't get it all off without waking her up so I told her it was a marshmallow stain.

[mo_cara]

GoOd SaVe!

[givesyouaboner]

She believed me too, but after that I turned the other direction.

_{[Good luck finding out which of this is true and what's complete bullshit.]}

[mo_cara]

yEaH, cAuSe It Is MoThErFuCkIn UnGeNtAlMaNlY tO gEt JiZz On YoUr LaDy.
I tHiNk.

[givesyouaboner]

Oops.
Maybe she'll still cuddle with me tonight.
And you know, not try to kill me.

[mo_cara]

bEtTeR mAkE nIcE, bRo.
I tHiNk BiRdS lIkE pReZzIeS.

[givesyouaboner]

Roxy isn't a bird....

[mo_cara]

wOaH, iS sHe A dUdE?

[givesyouaboner]

No, she's a girl. Sprite's the only bird we have here. He's an owl.

[mo_cara]

oHhHhHhH.

[pause, then, as Gamzee realizes he probably should explain]

bIrDs Is LaDiEs.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh. Okay, I can see that. Birds eat about twice their weight in food every day or something, and Roxy eats a lot too.

[bev_rage]

...it wasnt marshmaellow?

[givesyouaboner]

It was!!!

[bev_rage]

not cool, dirk
not
col cool

[Someone's getting his ass beat by a girl.

And not in a fun way.]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Time to go see Dave or Bro about those sparring lessons.]}

I don't know what you're talking about, Roxy.

[bev_rage]

u couldve a tleast gone 2 the fucki bathroom!!!

[givesyouaboner]

I couldn't! Uncle Dirk had the air conditioner on and it was too cold.

[bev_rage]

fuck u n ur dirk dick dick dirk

[givesyouaboner]

I think that's called sounding and I'd rather not have anything going in my urethra.

[bev_rage]

wat
and, dirk
fuck u AND ur dick

[givesyouaboner]

That sounds significantly less painful.

action;

[bev_rage]

[Prepare your anus, she's busting in to beat your with a pillow.]

action;

[givesyouaboner]

<sub>[HE TOTALLY DIDN'T SCREAM JUST NOW.

Nor did he take a nosedive to try to hide behind Dave on his bunk.]</sub>