One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

Comments

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ABOUT HIM, uH, eXACTLY,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

how cute weve got a little white knight here
i thought badgers were supposed to eat snakes
jumping in to defend your boyfriend nitram?

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHH, i'M NOT A WHITE KNIGHT,,, tHAT WOULD IMPLY THAT i, uH, hAVE A HORSE, wHICH i DON'T,
aND, uHHH, hE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, i DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU, eVEN THINK THAT, bUT WE'RE ONLY BROS,
uH, bEST BROS EVEN,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

you sure youre not chowing down on his trouser snake there little badger
youre awfully defensive of his honor
and in private too not even where he can see it

sounds to me if youre not porking him you wanna be

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, i AM ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT, i'M NOT, nOR WILL i EVER BE DOING ANYTHING WITH, uH, hIS TROUSER SNAKE,
eSPECIALLY CHEWING, bECAUSE i THINK THAT WOULD HURT,
i MEAN, hE DOESN'T EVEN OWN A SNAKE, sO WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION,

uHHH, wHAT'S WRONG WITH DOING THIS, pRIVATELY, wHERE NO ONE CAN SEE IT, i DON'T THINK IT'S ANYONE ELSES, uM, bUSINESS,

i DON'T EVEN LIKE PORK, sO LET'S GET BACK ON THE SUBJECT, uH, pLEASE,
i DON'T THINK i LIKE, wHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING ABOUT HIS, uH, iNTELLIGENCE,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

look i know youre almost slow enough to get held back yourself
so im gonna use small words to make sure you understand

i dont trust anyone who wasnt bright enough to pass their first year of pointing a wand at things and saying magic words
i mean shit its not like were learning rocket science

now move along junior and go cry in facepaints lap until you feel better
maybe if youre lucky you both will even lose your virginity before youre thirty

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY GRADES, aND i THINK YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING TO, uH, iNSULT MY INTELLIGENCE TOO, bECAUSE i CAN UNDERSTAND BIG WORDS JUST FINE,

uHHH, dO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM,
oR ARE YOU JUST MAKING ASSUMPTIONS, bECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE, uH, yOU'RE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS,
tHERE'S THIS THING THEY SAY, uH, aBOUT ASSUMPTIONS,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

what that it makes an ass out of you and mptions?
look the facts weve got on him are
he was held back a year
which means he done fucked up somewhere
for those of you playing at home
and hes a slytherin
which means allegedly hes sneaky as fuck
though hell if ive ever seen that from him

point is he doesnt like me and i trust him about as far as you can kick him

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

hAAAAA, rIGHT, yOU GOT ME THERE,
i SHOULD HAVE, uH, kNOWN THERE WAS NO WAY i COULD, lEAD YOU INTO INSULTING YOURSELF, bUT TO CLARIFY, i THINK YOU'RE BEING KIND OF AN ASS,
jUST SO WE'RE CLEAR ON THAT,
aND IF THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW, aBOUT HIM THEN i CAN, uH, dEFINITELY SAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ASSUMPTIONS,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

thats nice
oh wait you got something to say that im supposed to care about
try again nitram

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i HAVE A LOT TO SAY, uH, tHAT YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT,
bECAUSE i DON'T THINK YOU'RE, uHHH, eVEN CAPABLE OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

bUT LET ME, uHH, lAY IT OUT IN TERMS THAT MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND,

yOU, pLUS ME, pLUS SOME WICKED BEATS,

tHAT IS TO SAY, uMM, i CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAP-OFF, oF SERIOUSLY EPIC PROPORTIONS,
oR AT LEAST RELATIVELY LARGE,
bECAUSE YOU, iNSULTED GAMZEE AND, uH, tHAT'S NOT COOL, aND i THINK i HAVE TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

oh shit the gauntlet is thrown and you have stepped in it big time kid
you wanna do this were gonna do it big

great hall
tomorrow night
at dinner

as soon as dumbles is done talking we get up and start throwing down
no outside help
just you me our wands and a good old fashioned sonorus charm to make our beats ring in the goddamn rafters

loser has to do the winners homework until easter
sound good hot wheels

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, iF THOSE ARE YOUR TERMS THEN, i ACCEPT, aND i WILL ADD THAT IT IS ON,
oN LIKE DONKEY, uH, kONG,
wHICH IS TO SAY IT'S, uM, rEALLY FUCKING ON,
aAAAND YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET AGREEING TO THIS,
wHEN MY WHEELS, wHICH ARE HOT, rOLL OVER YOU WITH THEIR SICK FIRES,

aLSO LET ME JUST ADD, uH, a TERM TO THIS, wHICH IS THAT IF i WIN, yOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT GAMZEE AGAIN,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

yeah ill believe that when i hear it
youre dealing with dave strider here
ive been rapping since before you could talk

deal
if you somehow manage to beat me ill stop ragging on your boyfriend