02 - filtered to Arthur

[greenmoonrising]

 Hey

Arthur, you there?

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

Uh-huh, yeah.

So that thing you have for Alfred's ass then.

How long have you uh.

Had it for?

[rule_britannia]

The only interest I have in anything to do with that idiot and backsides is the constant pain he is in mine.

If you make that into an innuendo I'm sending you a hex in the mail.

Was there something you wanted?

[greenmoonrising]

I'm not making fun of you, I'm just.

Uh.

This is awkward...

[rule_britannia]

Let's try again shall we. From the top.

[greenmoonrising]

[Response is delayed as he thinks on how to word this.]

I'm

This holida

I




When did you realize that you might be interested in guys more than just girls?

[rule_britannia]

[Well done Bruce]

I'm not opposed to either I suppose but I guess..

Six months or so?

[greenmoonrising]

[He's the most literate, what are you on about]

Have you told him? Alfred I mean.

[rule_britannia]

If I had a thing for Jones, which I don't, I wouldn

No.

[greenmoonrising]

Is it because he's not interested or does he seem homophobic or...?

[rule_britannia]

He's interested

But why is this suddenly about me?

[greenmoonrising]

So that I might have a better idea about what's going on.

Uh, with me I mean.

[rule_britannia]

Fine

But you owe me.

[greenmoonrising]

I'll buy you chocolates. ;)

I just kind of figured out that I might like T a guy and I'm pretty sure he's as straight as they come.




This was stupid of me, sorry for bugging you.

[rule_britannia]

Oh honey you know just how to make it up to me ;)




Oh
Wow
Who?

[greenmoonrising]

But of course, pumpkin pie~




Uh
I don't know if I should say, you'll probably laugh.
Or send me to the mental ward at St. Mungo's.

[rule_britannia]

I went there once.
Lovely place, I'd not dream of sending you there.

Just spit it out.

[greenmoonrising]

[Spits childishly on the paper - enjoy that stain.]




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Sta

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Tony.

[rule_britannia]

[Gross]

The men in white coats will be with you shortly.

[greenmoonrising]

Hey you promised!

[rule_britannia]

I did no such thing

[greenmoonrising]

You're a dick.

Like I said, this is stupid. Are you going to the festival at Diagon Alley?

[rule_britannia]

I am, I thought you knew that

Don't change the subject. Tony? Really? He's a complete tosser.

[greenmoonrising]

Uh-huh, been up close and personal with that.

Well you could and often do say the same about Alfred.

[rule_britannia]

That's completely beside the point.

[greenmoonrising]

No it isn't. Alfred's an arrogant brat most of the time and you still like him.

Well, Tony's a complete jerk most of the time and I just

do