[Teacher Filter]

[wwistful]

I understand that it might be a little difficult to handle given that it's only the first week back, but I can't be the only one appalled by the behaviour of the students, can I?

Honestly. It's gotten to the point where detention has become a joke and removing points is a formality. I actually have no idea how I'm meant to deal with the amount of misbehaviour going on when they won't listen to a word I say! A student went so far as to

[Actually. He doesn't really want to announce that.]

It's a little difficult to comprehend. Is there any advice anybody can give me, because I am at a loss here. I think perhaps it's time for a discussion amongst ourselves before things get even more out of hand.


We're much stronger as team than we are individually, in any case.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

So you admit. It was Maxim Jaeger.

[wwistful]

I'm neither confirming or denying that.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh my god.

That little snowflake. Who does he think he is-

I can't even cop a feel and yet he gets a handful before me?

My jimmies are so rustled right now you have no heavenly idea.

[wwistful]

It's been taken care of.

[plushaeusrumpified]

There's other people taking care of it and then there's me taking care of it.

Two completely different things.

[wwistful]

You're not going to do anything, Dirk.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you through the sound me of rummaging around for my katana.

And will you quit saying my name so much

it just makes me w

[Voice>Text]

[wwistful]

DIRK STRIDER. SIT THE BLOODY HELL DOWN AND STOP BEIN' A PRICK.

Thank you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Well that was enough to kind of startle him out of looking for his katana. It also made him knock his inkwell over again, only this time it landed on the floor. Now he's completely out of black ink.

So he's going to just quietly borrow Dave's via an accio charm which he actually got right this time.]

Oh my god I'm sitting, okay, daddy?

And how the heaven am I being a- you know the thing I can't say. Ugh.

Could you just undo this spell, this is ridiculous as farts.

[wwistful]

I told you not to kick up a fuss and I told you it's been taken care of.

So just stop.


And no, it stays until you stop swearing.

[plushaeusrumpified]

How's it been taken care of? Did his manhood get cut off and fed to a shark?

[He kind of. doesn't realize Murdoc's animagus form is a shark. Oops.]

Because if not, I'm not resting until that's what happens.


What if I charmed you into not being such an insufferable donkey hole?

[wwistful]

I wouldn't wish that on a shark.

I left it in Dumbledore's hands. I couldn't get through to him.

The issue that is

not his

yes.

There isn't a spell for that.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh my god hold on.

Let's just take this moment. This glorious moment. To appreciate how you just caught the little innuendo thing you just did there.

I'm proud of you.









Ok now it's time to get back on subject.
How do you know Dumbledore's gonna handle it flipping better than me?

And I'm sure I can find one.

[wwistful]

Ha. Ha.

He's the Headmaster, you're a language teacher who needs to be filtered. It's his responsibility to take care of the problem, not yours.


Go ahead, make my day.

[plushaeusrumpified]

It's my responsibility to take care you my

friends.


Yeah, maybe I will. BRB, going to the library and looking for some spells to try.

[wwistful]

Your friend is taken care of.

Don't waste your time.

[AKA: Pay attention to me]

[plushaeusrumpified]

I

fine.


Whatever.

I won't do anything for now. Whatever. But that doesn't mean this is over. You only win temporarily, because I'm seriously tired of arguing with you. He'll get what's coming to him.




So about this other poo what are your thoughts? How're we gonna make these kids listen? Because it's bananas.

[wwistful]

That was far easier than I expected.

I have no idea. A battle royale in the courtyard? Public humiliation at feasts?

[plushaeusrumpified]

Maybe because I decided it's easier to just not argue and plot my clever schemes of revenge. Or maybe it's because like you, I just wanna get back to a nice, calm discussion. I'm brewing up a pot of tea as we speak to get down and dirty with this calm discussion.

Public humiliation?

He'd get off on it.

I like the sound of battle royale though.

[wwistful]

Funny, I didn't think you drank tea. Also it's pretty damn useless if you're the only one drinking it.

I wasn't referring specifically to him, to be honest. Though you have a point.
It's tempting, but I doubt it would go over well with the parents.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Sarcasm Are you saying you wanna come over for tea?

Oh, you're right. I guess I'm stuck on him or whatever. Yeah. They'd probably hate it. But really what do they expect us to do when nobody listens?

[wwistful]

I'd hate to encroach upon your calming time.

What a terrible thought to plague your mind. Mmmh, I suppose that rules out weekly sacrifices too.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh cut the bullbaloney, do you want tea or not?

If we did that, it would be up to you to sacrifice your kid first to set a good example. Could you handle that?

[wwistful]

I don't drink tea.

Eridan is a good boy, that would set a horrible example.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I don't either. Coffee?

Well geez being a teacher is just plum complicated ain't it? So many things to factor in. What a headache.

Maybe we should do something really mean like take away their pets or something.