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[Someone is nightblogging on Dumblr]

So... Has anyone else noticed some... uh, well, weird things going on, because um. There are some pretty weird things going on right now. Like a lot of weird things.

Right, anyway.

Why do we bake 'cookies' and cook bacon? I mean, come on, you think we could have named things better here.

[Someone might be a bit hungry also.]

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I'll bring you a bottle, just a sec.

I doubt you will be here within a second.

120 seconds then.

That sounds more reasonable. I hope that is before my eyes decide to melt.

[Steps into dorm with a raised brow and bottle.]

I doubt your eyes would melt. Here. [Holds out bottle of potion.]

[Looks up at him with a nervous smile before biting his lower lip.]

They might.

[He takes it from him, looking at it hesitantly.]

Thanks. This whole nervous not sleeping thing is really getting old.

[Face softens at the hesitation and nervousness.]

What's got you so skittish anyway?

[He brings a hand up to his face to pinch the bridge of his nose and sigh.]

I'm not good with girls, ugh, this is so dumb I can't talk about this to another guy, you're going to call me gay.

[Raises brow at and crosses arms.]

Try me, I mean, I know I'm not a girl but I'm pretty open-minded.

[He sighs and looks down at the ground ]

Do I have to make it official? Do you think she wants to I mean I understand if she doesn't.does hanging out mean you know good stuff? She called me cute and held my hand and we hung out and...

Edited 2012-09-27 17:19 (UTC)

[Stares perplexed.]

Why don't you just ask her?

You're not a girl. You don't understand. You can't just ask a girl that. Sometimes I wish you were a girl, then you'd understand. Not that I'm a girl. I just know you can't ask that.

Don't be ridiculous.

[Freezes because HELLO HIS VOICE IS NOT MEANT TO BE THAT HIGH? Clears throat and tries again:]

It's not as if girls are wired different- Do I sound weird to you?

[Frowns and puts a hand to ~~his~~ her throat.]

[Jerks his head up almost immediately, looking up at ...her.]

Oh my god, you are going to kill me, I am so dead, I did not do that. I don't know what did that but it wasn't me. Oh my god.

[Puts some distance between them.]

And girls have different hormones. Oh my god.

What are you going on about- did you cast a spell to make me sound like a girl!?

[Hands. On. Hips.]

Oh, my, god. No, I didn't. I didn't do anything! I mean it!

You, uh. Might, not only, um. Uh.

Right well, erm, I don't know. I, um, uh, mean you might, are kinda, well you know. I don't know, a girl...

[Horror.]

[SNORTS.]

I'm not a girl, what are you talking about?

They are generally more sensitive due to lesser testosterone...

You're. Well. Um. Yeah, you are. Uh.

[Gonna open and close his mouth a few time looking like a fish.]

Peter, you're starting to sound delirious, maybe you should go to bed...? And remove this spell because talking like a girl is getting annoying.

...okay, when I walk you over to the closest mirror you can't punch me in the head or anything, okay?

[He doesn't give her a chance to say no, he moves to lead her to a mirror.]

Why would I punch you in the hea-

[Turns and KICKS PETER IN THE SHIN.]

WHAT DID YOU DO!?

OW! Don't kick me! I DIDNT DO IT!

You must have! You said you wished I was a girl and then suddenly I AM A GIRL-

[Eyes flare green and she takes a breath, hands to temples and closing her eyes. Calm, calm calm-]

Just- change me back. Now.

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