Eight Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie

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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look

Comments

[student filter] he doesn't want to touch the metaphor or ass talk with a ten foot pole

[patrioticspells]

Are you seriously trying to convince the student body to go without pants? Including first and second years?

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[marshall_lee]

I'm down for no pants Tuesday.

And think of it this way..it's totally economical since we're saving on a day's laundry.

[candycrabapple]

I FOR ONE WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT, THAT FOR THE RECORD, THERE IS NEVER A MOMENT IN MY WHOLE TIME AT THIS SCHOOL WHERE YOU HAVE EVER MADE ME BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE MOST FANTASTICAL DIPSHIT THAT EVER ROAMED THE EARTH.

HOW HAVE THEIR NOT BEEN SONNETS DEDICATED TO YOUR LIFE OF PURE UNADULTERATED STUPIDITY?

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[pomodoroo]

Who the hell is Chris Hansen?

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[thesmallesttrickster]

What would be the benefits to not wearing pants only on Tuesdays?

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[brothor]

That seems to imply anyone ever wears pants under their robes, Strider.

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[bev_rage]

im doin it
im not wernig pants 2morrow

btw whos chris nansen and whats he got to do w/ peeves???

[student filter] i need more CR with these two.

[ficklefuckwit]

They are arent they.
Well good golly i suppose you may be onto something there.

[givesyouaboner]

Gross.

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[di_intraining]

Instead of coming up with stupid ideas how about you go and practice your Keeper skills instead, Strider? That seems a far more effective use of your time.

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[taleweaving]

Dave. No.

[opparate]

But what if it's too cold to not wear pants? Can I wrap my waist in a scarf? Or wear two cloaks?

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[innocent_insanity]

this here brother's down for that shit. :o)

who the motherfuck is chris hansen?

[seeringlight]

There is no bloody way we're related.
I cannot even begin to access how asinine this entire endeavor is.
I'm also rather offended because I wear a skirt. I see how it is, Dave. You're slowly trying to start a divide between the females and males. I thought you were more sensitive to my skirt wearing ways.
Perhaps you should wear a skirt all the time and see the oppression. Walk a couple of miles in high heels while we're at it.
Dave, why must you be so insensitive?

[bubblingover]

Yes, Dave, everyone was watc)(ing your ass in t)(at game
i am sure t)(ey can all give you good judgement on )(ow it looked
)(ere is a suggestion, maybe give your friends some score cards and t)(ey give you live verdicts during t)(e game!!

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[greenteengenius]

I never wear pants under my robes unless I'm going to the dungeons as they're quite cold. Why would you?