11 Smuppets; Text

[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

filtered

[plushaeusrumpified]

[It's. not the ideal answer, admittedly. But he realizes that it's about as good as he's going to get, because this is already a lot to ask of him anyway. It's a lot to handle. He knows that, which is why he isn't going to push the issue. As long as Eridan doesn't outright hate him, he has room to work things out with time.]

I understand. If it helps, I really am sorry for making everything difficult.

But there are no expectations from you. At least not from me. I'll just be happy if we could get along one day is all. That's about it, and that's not even an expectation, it's a hope.