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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

Comments

[xanthous]

Are you having a birthday crisis?

[wwistful]

So you'd prefer 50, correct?

[greenmoonrising]

Right.

Happy Birthday sir. :)

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[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

You're still a baby, what are you complaining about?

Happy Birthday sweetheart - stop by the Hospital Wing and we can have a celebration drink to calm you down.

[clockspinner]

it looks like butts

[Filtered]

happy birthday dad

[allisnotlost]

33 is nothin

[itsintheblood]

Did you write this after noticing a wrinkle?

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[tomatatas]

I'm sure there's a potion to help with wrinkles. Your freak out suggests you need it.

[bubblingover]

Will you be like t)(is w)(en you turn 34?

[seeringlight]

But now all the tears and blood I put into knitting this 33 scarf is for naught. :(
I worked so hard on it too. My hard work suddenly invalid.
How could you do this to me?

[Filtered]

I have a gift for you.

[notthebee2]

holy 2hiit.

[ Purposeful ink blots. ]

everybody run for the hill2 before we catch old man cootiie2.

[accioleggings]

YOU DO KNOW I'VE BEEN 33 FOR SIX MONTHS, DON'T YOU, STRIDER? IT'S REALLY NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK IT IS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. :)

[Filtered]

[wavesofjade]

I Have Something For You Dear.
If You Wouldnt Mind Popping By My Quarters This Evening.

I Havent Made A Fuss.
I Promise.

[cantstarvethisfire]

What's the irony of the number 7?

[givesyouaboner]

It's better than twelve.
Did you like the book?

[nunganunga_k_o]

Look on the bright side, Professor, you can always look forward to the incontinence knickers.

[notapigeon]

Invent a spell, huh?

Will I get extra credit if I do?