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~~Leave me here to die~~

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

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Yes, thank you so much for that astute observation. Really, I just appreciate it so much.

But we're not talking about 88 here, we're talking about 33. Which is evil.

I'm pretty sure You-Know-Who personally invented this number, to be honest.

howw is 33 wworse than 88

no seriously

i knoww he didnt invvent that number its been around far longer than he has

33 is not evvil you are bein stupid

Edited 2012-11-10 08:47 (UTC)

It just is, oh my god. Just wait, one day you'll figure out why. And then I expect an apology.

And yes, he did. He's like ancient. He definitely invented 33.

Take that back or I might have to give you detention.

ill provve you wwrong and there wwill be no apology i assure you of this

yeah he is ancient i agree but im sure he didnt invvent 33

for wwhat
callin you stupid

are you serious

I'll believe it when it happens. Until then, I'll be forever skeptical.

Yes, for calling me stupid. That was rude. I'm completely serious.

dwwell in your skepticism for all i care its your burden not mine

you cant be serious
no seriously you cannot be serious
i could havve called you much wworse things but i knoww my fathers wwatchin this so im holdin my tongue

but you really are stupid

Behave yourself, Eridan.

hey hey hey
contrary to popular belief i am behavvin myself
i outright admitted that im keepin myself in check because I KNEWW you wwere wwatchin

Wouldn't hurt to reel it in a little there, lad. You can't go around sassing everyone, you know.

Edited 2012-11-10 09:30 (UTC)

i dont though
you knoww howw that ended the last time i wwas sassin folks i shouldnt havve been

he wwas bein stupid though

And you didn't learn from that? What am I ever going to do with you?

Go easy on him. Life becomes much less forgiving after you hit 30, let alone 88.

i totally did or else i wwould havve been wworse wwith my wwords

father i knoww you dont knoww howw 88 is

Probably should have just said something congratulatory and left it, as you do with your elders. Or as you should and were taught.

Nanna is nearly 88 and she seems content to tell everyone all about it.

but he deservved it
i mean normally i wwould havve and i wwas simply pokin fun at him and i wwould havve left it alone but he deservved it

~~nanna is terrifyin as hell though~~
yeah wwell isnt it different for different people

I hardly see why anybody deserves to be berated about their irrational hatred of a number. Though, why you're poking fun at your professors at all is beyond me.

Of course it is. You'll know first hand when I'm 88 and you'll have to help me trim my beard along with a great deal of other tasks I set for you.

Edited 2012-11-10 09:54 (UTC)

because you knoww
that thing that i cant mention out loud
i mean you knoww since hes kinda
you knoww i figure i havve some leewway in this to poke a little bit of fun at him

wwait wwhy do i havve to do it wwhy cant cro do it

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