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[plushaeusrumpified]

Leave me here to die

33 sucks.

Out of all of the numbers out there, it's probably the worst number by far. I mean, what's even the point of it? 32 is better. 31 is better. 33 is absolutely pointless in its existence. And it's an odd number. Odd. Odd numbers suck, but 33 is the suckiest odd number out of all of them.

There's nothing even ironic about it. I can find irony in every other number. But not this one. It's like anti-irony in its most natural form.

We're wizards, we should be able to magically take this number out of existence.

Someone invent a spell for that.

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[allisnotlost]

i dont though
you knoww howw that ended the last time i wwas sassin folks i shouldnt havve been





he wwas bein stupid though

[wwistful]

And you didn't learn from that? What am I ever going to do with you?

Go easy on him. Life becomes much less forgiving after you hit 30, let alone 88.

[allisnotlost]

i totally did or else i wwould havve been wworse wwith my wwords

father i knoww you dont knoww howw 88 is

[wwistful]

Probably should have just said something congratulatory and left it, as you do with your elders. Or as you should and were taught.

Nanna is nearly 88 and she seems content to tell everyone all about it.

[allisnotlost]

but he deservved it
i mean normally i wwould havve and i wwas simply pokin fun at him and i wwould havve left it alone but he deservved it

nanna is terrifyin as hell though
yeah wwell isnt it different for different people

[wwistful]

I hardly see why anybody deserves to be berated about their irrational hatred of a number. Though, why you're poking fun at your professors at all is beyond me.

Of course it is. You'll know first hand when I'm 88 and you'll have to help me trim my beard along with a great deal of other tasks I set for you.

[allisnotlost]

because you knoww
that thing that i cant mention out loud
i mean you knoww since hes kinda
you knoww i figure i havve some leewway in this to poke a little bit of fun at him

wwait wwhy do i havve to do it wwhy cant cro do it

[wwistful]

You're really damn lucky I love you because you are the stupidest boy sometimes.

[allisnotlost]

HOWW AM I BEIN STUPID

[wwistful]

The fact that you need to ask illustrates my point perfectly.

[allisnotlost]

do not do that to me i wwant to knoww howw im bein stupid

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[wwistful]

Referring to it as "That thing that I'm not allowed to talk about" isn't as subtle as you think it is.

And for another thing it's his birthday and it wouldn't kill you to be friendly with him for a few moments, I suppose.

Unless that was your way of being friendly.

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[allisnotlost]

no one knowws exactly wwhat it means
unless they do
then they should be only you and myself
unless youvve told other people other than myself
then hey i dont actually care if you havve

yeah its
it wwas actually me bein friendly

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[wwistful]

I'm walking on thin ice as it is.

Perhaps you should consider clarifying and apologising.

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[allisnotlost]

oh
noww i feel bad
for more than one reason

tryin

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[wwistful]

You're a good boy when you use your head, Eridan.

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[allisnotlost]

but im really stupid wwhen i dont
really
really stupid

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[wwistful]

Most people are, I wouldn't feel too poorly over it. If you apologise, I imagine he'll understand.

Just remember that you're allowed to make mistakes as long as you learn something from them.

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[allisnotlost]

i hate makin mistakes and you knoww that
considerin the last ones that ivve made especially
i just dont wwant to make anymore mistakes


im so sorry

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[wwistful]

You would be even dumber if you thought you could coast through life without buggering something up. It isn't about making mistakes, it's about growing from them.
Adults do it all the time, just look at your father.

I'm not the one you need to apologise to. I'm not upset with you.

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[allisnotlost]

yes i knoww that i juts just
its not like im countin on things like that to not happen i just dont feel i just i
ivve made a ton of them myself ESPECIALLY RECENTLY ugh
and ivve owwned up to those that i havve or
most of them anywways
and IVVE LEARNED FROM THEM
dont get me wwrong that i havvent because i havve i just
i just hate makin mistakes
i hate it i hate it i fuckin hate it

no just let me apologize to you i wwant to just let me do it

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[wwistful]

You're fourteen. If you don't learn to adjust to mistakes, life is going to become a lot harder for you. Trust me on that much.

I won't accept it until I know why you're saying it.

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[allisnotlost]

my life is already hard enough i doubt it wwould get much harder at this point
or at least i hope it wwouldnt

because i wwas talkin to professor strider
and
i just
i just need to apologize to you okay

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[wwistful]

It gets easier once you accept that mistakes are a part of life.

That's awfully disconcerting, I hope you know.

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[allisnotlost]

theyre so unnecessary
just like a lot of things in life that i dont wwant to experience but i somehoww continue to

okay just
no okay i just
wwe wwere sorta
wwell
talkin about that thing
and i just
i feel awwful noww im sorry